Guest guest Posted February 21, 2003 Report Share Posted February 21, 2003 This was so adorable. I had to share it with you. I hope it makes you smile. It made me laugh out loud. > Subject: A Bear > > > In this life I'm a woman. > > In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. > > When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep > for > six > months. I could deal with that. > > Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I > could > deal > with that, too. > > When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size > of > walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, > cuddly > cubs. I could definitely deal with that. > > If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat > anyone > who > bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them > too. I > could > deal with that. > > If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He > EXPECTS > that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. > > Yup...gonna be a bear. > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 21, 2003 Report Share Posted February 21, 2003 Love this Rashelle, Thanks, Love, Click here: http://www.lifelift.net/cgi-bin/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=rdclem To learn how Lifelift has helped me to lose weight and gain good health A Bear > > > > > > In this life I'm a woman. > > > > In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. > > > > When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep > > for > > six > > months. I could deal with that. > > > > Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I > > could > > deal > > with that, too. > > > > When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size > > of > > walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, > > cuddly > > cubs. I could definitely deal with that. > > > > If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat > > anyone > > who > > bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them > > too. I > > could > > deal with that. > > > > If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He > > EXPECTS > > that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. > > > > Yup...gonna be a bear. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. > > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail > > > > > > > What can changing the way you breathe do for you? Everything! > See why tens of thousands agree, Life Lift is the best! http://www.oxygenzoo.com > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Hi, What do you think about the fact that The Bear, eating only meat and fat for 47 years and claiming to be as fit as someone who's 30 (he's in his 60's I think), still got throat cancer... That is bothering me. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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