Guest guest Posted February 8, 2003 Report Share Posted February 8, 2003 -------Original Message------- From: Tessa Ann Silvestri Date: Wednesday, February 05, 2003 1:08:52 PM silvpc@...; SLucedelsole@...; Van4006@...; isuchick83@...; blondi2485@...; Wasup91@... Subject: Fwd: FW: Date: Wed, 05 Feb 2003 11:53:51 -0600From: "Dunn, Donna" <dunnd@...>Subject: FW:"Carpenter Colleen (Carpenter, Colleen)" <princess612_2001@...>, "Carpenter (Carpenter, )" <kmc328@...>, "McWard Lori (brapattea@...)" <brapattea@...>, " (tasilve2@...)" <tasilve2@...>, "Veenhuis, Colleen (Veenhuis, Colleen)" <cmv63@...>, "Welter Joanne (bearsvsjets@...)" <bearsvsjets@...>, "Wheeler Kathy (k6wheelcar@...)" <k6wheelcar@...>, "Poisl, e" <poislk@...>, "Carpenter, " <CarpentJ@...>, "Hall, Diane" <Halld@...>, "Dunn, Melody" <dunnM@...>, "Peck, Carol" <PeckC@...>X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19)"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."AWESOME says it all.........Pictures below are from a beach in land. Isn't the artwork awesome? Be sure to open up your screen all the way. The man creates new ones each day, as the ocean washes away his work every day. Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections. Tessa Silvestri ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 ----- Forwarded Message ----From: brenda benoit <brendagbenoit@...>janet_williams23@...Sent: Tuesday, May 1, 2007 9:28:58 PMSubject: Fwd: FW:Note: forwarded message attached. Ahhh...imagining that irresistible "new car" smell?Check out new cars at Autos.Note: forwarded message attached. Ahhh...imagining that irresistible "new car" smell?Check out new cars at Autos.Note: forwarded message attached. Ahhh...imagining that irresistible "new car" smell?Check out new cars at Autos. >From: Dottie Cardana <dottie318@...>>UndisclosedReceiptents@...>Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:48:48 -0700 (PDT)>> Are you a gambler? Let's just see!> > >> > >> > > THE LUCKY JOKE: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE.> > > This is a joke that is supposed to bring you> > > luck.> > > * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> > > * * * * * *> > > An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada> > > one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted> > > to open a savings> > > account and insisted on talking to the president> > > of the B ank> > > because, she said , she had a lot of money.> > > After> > > many lengthy discussions (after all, the client> > > is always> > > right) an employee took the elderly woman to the> > > president's> > > office.> > > The president of the Bank asked her how much she> > > wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk> > > and replied,> > > '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked> > > her how she had been able to save so much money. The> > > elderly woman> > > replied that she made bets.> > > The president was surprised and asked, 'What> > > kind of bets?'> > > The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you> > > $25,000 that your testicles are square.'> > > The president started to laugh and told the> > > woman that it was> > > impossible to win a bet like that.> > > The woman never batted an eye. She just looked> > > at the president and said, 'Would you like to take> > > my bet?'> > > 'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you> > > $25,000 that my> > > testicles are not square.'> > > 'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given> > > the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I> > > would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow> > > morning with my lawyer as a witness.'> > > 'No problem', said the president of the Bank> > > confidently.> > > That night, the president became very nervous> > > about the bet> > > and spent a long time in front of the mirror> > > examining his> > > testicles, turning them this way and that ,> > > checking them over> > > again and again until he was positive that no> > > one could> > > consider his testicles as square and reassuring> > > himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.> > >> > > The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the> > > elderly woman> > > arrived at the president's office with her> > > lawyer and> > > acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before> > > that the> > > president's testicles were square.> > > The> > > president confirmed that the bet was the same as> > > the one> > > made the day before. Then the elderly woman> > > asked him to> > > drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer> > > could see clearly.> > > The president was happy to oblige.> > > The elderly woman came closer so she could see> > > better and> > > asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of> > > course', said the president 'Given the amount of> > > money involved, you> > > should be 100% sure.'> > > The elderly woman did so with a little smile.> > > Suddenly the> > > president noticed that the lawyer was banging> > > his head against> > > the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was> > > doing that> > > and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I> > > bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the> > > morning I would be holding the> > > balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !'> > > The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but> > > it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent.> > > Whoever breaks the chain> > > would definitely be unlucky.> > > Do not keep this letter. And do not send money.> > > Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you> > > wish good> > > luck. Something good will happen to you in the> > > next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will> > > have good luck during the four days.> > > Even if all you do is make someone laugh, send> > > it on!> > > * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *> > > * * * * * * *> > > If you send this page to more than 5 people, you> > > will have good luck for the next 5 years in addition> > > to the luck you will have within the next 4 days.>>>--------------------------------->Ahhh...imagining that irresistible "new car" smell?> Check outnew cars at Autos._________________________________________________________________Exercise your brain! Try Flexicon. http://games.msn.com/en/flexicon/default.htm?icid=flexicon_hmemailtaglineapril07 Ahhh...imagining that irresistible "new car" smell? Check out new cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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