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Dear Group,

I know this was meant as a joke but there is a lot of truth to this.

Dee

Subject: WARNING!!!!!

ALARMING STATISTICS!

PHYSICIANS:

a. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Now think about this:

GUNS:

a. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is

1,500.

c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than

gun owners.

Remember, " Guns don't kill people, doctors do "

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE

DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on

lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical

attention.

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