Fwd: 1977 - 2007 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'

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Fw: 1977 - 2007 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'

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Fw: 1977 - 2007 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'

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1977 - 2007

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?This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to

it...

1977: Long hair

2007 : Longing for hair

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1977: KEG

2007: EKG

1977 : Acid rock

2007 : Acid reflux

1977 : Moving to California because it's 'cool'

2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or

Liz

2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or

Liz

1977 : Seeds and stems

2007 : Roughage

1977 : Hoping for a BMW

2007: Hoping for a BM

1977 : Going to a new, hip joint

2007 : Receiving a new hip joint

1977 : Rolling Stones

2007: Kidney Stones

1977 : Screw the system

2007: Upgrade the system

1977 : Disco

2007: Costco

1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2007: Children begging you to get their heads

shaved?

1977 : Passing the drivers' test

2007: Passing the vision test

1977 : Whatever

2007: Depends

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Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change

things.? Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list

to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming

freshmen.? Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in

1989.

They are too young to remember the space

shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering! machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk

a mile for a Camel', or 'de plane, Boss, de plane.'

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

Mc's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice

the larger type, that's

for those of you who have trouble reading...

So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things

and are still alive and kicking!!!!?

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