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Mike,

Raining out here? Yes indeed! Although there was just a glimpse of sunlight

between the showers yesterday. Nothing of the sort today, or for the

forseeable future, for that matter. Our normal rainy season runs from

October to April. This year may last to March, anyway. I delight in the

rain. :) Keeps my skin nice and soft. And my brain.

I have an apartment above me. No rain on the roof. Just heavy footed young

adults and a pit bull beating feet across the floor. I can't wait for the

RIBA to be in full force so I can go up there and give them several very

large pieces of my unsound mind. I was napping yesterday, yes, I know,

napping is the bane of HCVers, but I was napping quietly, and suddenly was

dreaming of the roof falling in. I guess the neighbor upstairs was playing

fetch with his dog. A few nights ago, about 3 am, I swear they were moving

furniture. I cannot believe the inconsideration of the youth these days.

<shocked appearance> My only question is, should I bother to even dress and

comb my hair before I run up to vent my RIBA rage on the kids?

For several months after they moved in I didn't know they had a dog. I heard

this grinding noise at odd hours, just above my computer desk. I thought

sure they had the hugest rats on earth eating their walls. Seems that the

dog has a bed just above me and is fond of a very large chewbone.

Your kinfolk in WVa, I take it they weren't your parents, of which you are

so fond? It would explain a great deal if it were <wink>.

I meant to ask you, Mike, are you independently wealthy? I believe you

alluded to something of that sort early on, but I brushed it by as bravado

before strangers, a very MACHO thing. And I must admit, the men here are

nothing if not macho.

Keep warm and dry, Mike. I intend to do the same. Well, dry anyway. I can't

afford to run the heat much. Its all electric, and even though we have the

cheapest electric in the nation, its still going up in price, and I don't

have my income yet. Soon, very soon! I've been making a " shopping list " for

when my lump sum comes in. Stuff that will help me get through the next year

or so on tx. And a few pleasantries. Maybe I need a real TV stand with space

for the cable box and other good stuff, the CDs, the few precious VHS tapes,

and all the cords! And perhaps a laptop computer. So I can cruise the net in

bed with wifi.

Happy Sunday,

Sally

Re: Mali says Monkey

Sally,

Yes, I studied the med research and you can't kill die hard Redskins

fans. They grow used to losing every time but somehow greet each new

game as a chance to win. Cowboys fans die like flies and still pine

for and " The Coach " ...

Redskin fan, it's catagorized under rare mental diseases.

You certainly are a rare bird out there in the rain. Living in a

state that sounds more like a circus sideshow with a leaky tent than

anyplace on earth except my house on a parental visit. Watching your

Redskins on a three hour time delay in the middle of the night. I

bet you already started in on s remedy for sides and all things

unplesant just to get an edge on the tx.

Used to live in WVA one summer in a trailer with kinfolk. The rain

on the tin roof was so loud sounded like the rain was gonna hit you

any sec. Heck you should hear hail. Made it nice and cozy when it

was raining so hard and me all dry.

Kinda sexy sometimes too all that incessant hammering of the rain and

the wind blowing the trailer a bit from side to side. Many a lil red

neck was concieved on a riany day in the trailer park. Heck dern

can't go fishin may as well give the ol lady another roll till it

clears up. Come ere Darlin

Bet it's still raining out there,

Mike

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Sally, I must confess, I never thought of doing THAT

in bed 8-)

It's raining here too, and windy with it; it takes the

sand away from the beach so we're left with

picturesque rocks. Then the tide will come in, and 12

hours later we'll have 6 feet of sand. It's amazing to

wake up to different scenery in the same place.

We have upstairs neighbors with a dog, but most of

their noise is drowned out by the sound of the surf.

And when a stormy tide is in, the water smacks our

basement and rattles the window. I'm not worried

unless there's a So. Calif. tsunami. . .

And what I would give for even a hint of cold weather!

Even in Napa Valley we used to see our breath in the

winter and we'd get some snow on the hills around us.

And we'd get to wear boots and sweaters and cuddly

slipper and build fires and drink hot chocolate. It

was 84 degrees at 10:00 last night. I never thought

good weather would be so boring! Another nice damn

day with the same damn blue sky, it's enough to

irritate the $#@* out of me without any Riba!

Ungratefully,

Michele

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Oh, Michele! My sympathies on the boring weather. I love real weather,

storms and such. Even when I was down in Fallbrook for 3 months it rained

and stormed. I'd have gone completely bonkers without that.

The changing sandscape would be interesting though. Not sure I'd like it

knocking against my basement walls, though. Hope you have a good sump pump.

Since I have no couch my only option to entertainment in a chair is

entertainment in the bed. And there's no end of entertainment on the World

Wide Web. ;)

sally

Re: Rain and Redskins

Sally, I must confess, I never thought of doing THAT

in bed 8-)

It's raining here too, and windy with it; it takes the

sand away from the beach so we're left with

picturesque rocks. Then the tide will come in, and 12

hours later we'll have 6 feet of sand. It's amazing to

wake up to different scenery in the same place.

We have upstairs neighbors with a dog, but most of

their noise is drowned out by the sound of the surf.

And when a stormy tide is in, the water smacks our

basement and rattles the window. I'm not worried

unless there's a So. Calif. tsunami. . .

And what I would give for even a hint of cold weather!

Even in Napa Valley we used to see our breath in the

winter and we'd get some snow on the hills around us.

And we'd get to wear boots and sweaters and cuddly

slipper and build fires and drink hot chocolate. It

was 84 degrees at 10:00 last night. I never thought

good weather would be so boring! Another nice damn

day with the same damn blue sky, it's enough to

irritate the $#@* out of me without any Riba!

Ungratefully,

Michele

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Sally,

I love it when you toss me a tasty bone like that, arf arf arf

Yes, it was my (Cousin/Mom) and my (Dad/Uncle) who I lived with

then. This was back when I was young and still dating my sisters. We

all have since moved away and are not the close family we once were.

It's a shame because we West Virginians are know for having very

close knit familys and it sometimes upsets me to think of strange

guys, not even relatives, off with my sisters. My one sister even

married " out of the family " . Goes with out saying we ostracize her

and her non thuroughbred spawn. How disgusting.

My other sister married in the family to her cousin Ezikel but he

comes from out of the holler which is just a tad better than out of

the family. We don't cotton much to strangers in these parts. But

being family we treat him like family.

For the pit bull's sake yes do dress and comb your hair. Pit Bulls

are finicy animals and if you go up there in a rage he is likely to

be too scared to eat for days.

Or if dressing is too much bother before leaving the house then try

this. Go up there naked and hair unbrushed but in a good mood before

treatment. Say hi to everyone and bring the dog a treat and bond

with him. Explain you will be coming up to visit regularly like this

except in a foaming mouth rage and just want to have the dog see you

now so he doesn't get freightened later.

Unfortunately I am not wealthy but not yet destitute. Being sick and

paying all the family bills is sucking away my life savings but not

my 401k so far. I too keep the heat low and sleep on the floor in a

sleeping bag while the wife sleeps alone in my king size bed.

Somehow it seems unfair to me but she assures me it is in my best

interest.

Mike

>

> Mike,

>

> Raining out here? Yes indeed! Although there was just a glimpse of

sunlight

> between the showers yesterday. Nothing of the sort today, or for the

> forseeable future, for that matter. Our normal rainy season runs

from

> October to April. This year may last to March, anyway. I delight in

the

> rain. :) Keeps my skin nice and soft. And my brain.

>

> I have an apartment above me. No rain on the roof. Just heavy

footed young

> adults and a pit bull beating feet across the floor. I can't wait

for the

> RIBA to be in full force so I can go up there and give them several

very

> large pieces of my unsound mind. I was napping yesterday, yes, I

know,

> napping is the bane of HCVers, but I was napping quietly, and

suddenly was

> dreaming of the roof falling in. I guess the neighbor upstairs was

playing

> fetch with his dog. A few nights ago, about 3 am, I swear they were

moving

> furniture. I cannot believe the inconsideration of the youth these

days.

> <shocked appearance> My only question is, should I bother to even

dress and

> comb my hair before I run up to vent my RIBA rage on the kids?

>

> For several months after they moved in I didn't know they had a

dog. I heard

> this grinding noise at odd hours, just above my computer desk. I

thought

> sure they had the hugest rats on earth eating their walls. Seems

that the

> dog has a bed just above me and is fond of a very large chewbone.

>

> Your kinfolk in WVa, I take it they weren't your parents, of which

you are

> so fond? It would explain a great deal if it were <wink>.

>

> I meant to ask you, Mike, are you independently wealthy? I believe

you

> alluded to something of that sort early on, but I brushed it by as

bravado

> before strangers, a very MACHO thing. And I must admit, the men

here are

> nothing if not macho.

>

> Keep warm and dry, Mike. I intend to do the same. Well, dry anyway.

I can't

> afford to run the heat much. Its all electric, and even though we

have the

> cheapest electric in the nation, its still going up in price, and I

don't

> have my income yet. Soon, very soon! I've been making a " shopping

list " for

> when my lump sum comes in. Stuff that will help me get through the

next year

> or so on tx. And a few pleasantries. Maybe I need a real TV stand

with space

> for the cable box and other good stuff, the CDs, the few precious

VHS tapes,

> and all the cords! And perhaps a laptop computer. So I can cruise

the net in

> bed with wifi.

>

> Happy Sunday,

>

> Sally

>

> Re: Mali says Monkey

>

>

> Sally,

>

> Yes, I studied the med research and you can't kill die hard

Redskins

> fans. They grow used to losing every time but somehow greet each

new

> game as a chance to win. Cowboys fans die like flies and still

pine

> for and " The Coach " ...

>

> Redskin fan, it's catagorized under rare mental diseases.

>

> You certainly are a rare bird out there in the rain. Living in a

> state that sounds more like a circus sideshow with a leaky tent

than

> anyplace on earth except my house on a parental visit. Watching

your

> Redskins on a three hour time delay in the middle of the night. I

> bet you already started in on s remedy for sides and all things

> unplesant just to get an edge on the tx.

>

> Used to live in WVA one summer in a trailer with kinfolk. The rain

> on the tin roof was so loud sounded like the rain was gonna hit you

> any sec. Heck you should hear hail. Made it nice and cozy when it

> was raining so hard and me all dry.

>

> Kinda sexy sometimes too all that incessant hammering of the rain

and

> the wind blowing the trailer a bit from side to side. Many a lil

red

> neck was concieved on a riany day in the trailer park. Heck dern

> can't go fishin may as well give the ol lady another roll till it

> clears up. Come ere Darlin

>

> Bet it's still raining out there,

>

> Mike

>

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Sally,

Your questions re parents answered below:

Yes, I am indeed still quite Macho I was worried I'd lose it after

the wife had me nuttered at the vets but it seems to be a

psycological problem unlinked now to any physical apparatus.

Somehow she talked the lady vet into letting her do it herself and

the vet said sure WTF it's not like he's a poor innocent dog and

deserves anestesia or sterile instruments. Just bring your favorite

knife from home on his next visit I have to up his riba dose anyway

he's hardly foaming at the mouth and still has two red blood cells.

Mike

In Hepatitis C , " mike "

<hope_chem_survive@y...> wrote:

>

> Sally,

>

> I love it when you toss me a tasty bone like that, arf arf arf

>

> Yes, it was my (Cousin/Mom) and my (Dad/Uncle) who I lived with

> then. This was back when I was young and still dating my sisters.

We

> all have since moved away and are not the close family we once were.

>

> It's a shame because we West Virginians are know for having very

> close knit familys and it sometimes upsets me to think of strange

> guys, not even relatives, off with my sisters. My one sister even

> married " out of the family " . Goes with out saying we ostracize her

> and her non thuroughbred spawn. How disgusting.

>

> My other sister married in the family to her cousin Ezikel but he

> comes from out of the holler which is just a tad better than out of

> the family. We don't cotton much to strangers in these parts. But

> being family we treat him like family.

>

> For the pit bull's sake yes do dress and comb your hair. Pit Bulls

> are finicy animals and if you go up there in a rage he is likely to

> be too scared to eat for days.

>

> Or if dressing is too much bother before leaving the house then try

> this. Go up there naked and hair unbrushed but in a good mood

before

> treatment. Say hi to everyone and bring the dog a treat and bond

> with him. Explain you will be coming up to visit regularly like

this

> except in a foaming mouth rage and just want to have the dog see

you

> now so he doesn't get freightened later.

>

> Unfortunately I am not wealthy but not yet destitute. Being sick

and

> paying all the family bills is sucking away my life savings but not

> my 401k so far. I too keep the heat low and sleep on the floor in

a

> sleeping bag while the wife sleeps alone in my king size bed.

> Somehow it seems unfair to me but she assures me it is in my best

> interest.

>

> Mike

>

>

>

>

>

>

> >

> > Mike,

> >

> > Raining out here? Yes indeed! Although there was just a glimpse

of

> sunlight

> > between the showers yesterday. Nothing of the sort today, or for

the

> > forseeable future, for that matter. Our normal rainy season runs

> from

> > October to April. This year may last to March, anyway. I delight

in

> the

> > rain. :) Keeps my skin nice and soft. And my brain.

> >

> > I have an apartment above me. No rain on the roof. Just heavy

> footed young

> > adults and a pit bull beating feet across the floor. I can't wait

> for the

> > RIBA to be in full force so I can go up there and give them

several

> very

> > large pieces of my unsound mind. I was napping yesterday, yes, I

> know,

> > napping is the bane of HCVers, but I was napping quietly, and

> suddenly was

> > dreaming of the roof falling in. I guess the neighbor upstairs

was

> playing

> > fetch with his dog. A few nights ago, about 3 am, I swear they

were

> moving

> > furniture. I cannot believe the inconsideration of the youth

these

> days.

> > <shocked appearance> My only question is, should I bother to even

> dress and

> > comb my hair before I run up to vent my RIBA rage on the kids?

> >

> > For several months after they moved in I didn't know they had a

> dog. I heard

> > this grinding noise at odd hours, just above my computer desk. I

> thought

> > sure they had the hugest rats on earth eating their walls. Seems

> that the

> > dog has a bed just above me and is fond of a very large chewbone.

> >

> > Your kinfolk in WVa, I take it they weren't your parents, of

which

> you are

> > so fond? It would explain a great deal if it were <wink>.

> >

> > I meant to ask you, Mike, are you independently wealthy? I

believe

> you

> > alluded to something of that sort early on, but I brushed it by

as

> bravado

> > before strangers, a very MACHO thing. And I must admit, the men

> here are

> > nothing if not macho.

> >

> > Keep warm and dry, Mike. I intend to do the same. Well, dry

anyway.

> I can't

> > afford to run the heat much. Its all electric, and even though we

> have the

> > cheapest electric in the nation, its still going up in price, and

I

> don't

> > have my income yet. Soon, very soon! I've been making a " shopping

> list " for

> > when my lump sum comes in. Stuff that will help me get through

the

> next year

> > or so on tx. And a few pleasantries. Maybe I need a real TV stand

> with space

> > for the cable box and other good stuff, the CDs, the few precious

> VHS tapes,

> > and all the cords! And perhaps a laptop computer. So I can cruise

> the net in

> > bed with wifi.

> >

> > Happy Sunday,

> >

> > Sally

> >

> > Re: Mali says Monkey

> >

> >

> > Sally,

> >

> > Yes, I studied the med research and you can't kill die hard

> Redskins

> > fans. They grow used to losing every time but somehow greet each

> new

> > game as a chance to win. Cowboys fans die like flies and still

> pine

> > for and " The Coach " ...

> >

> > Redskin fan, it's catagorized under rare mental diseases.

> >

> > You certainly are a rare bird out there in the rain. Living in a

> > state that sounds more like a circus sideshow with a leaky tent

> than

> > anyplace on earth except my house on a parental visit. Watching

> your

> > Redskins on a three hour time delay in the middle of the night.

I

> > bet you already started in on s remedy for sides and all

things

> > unplesant just to get an edge on the tx.

> >

> > Used to live in WVA one summer in a trailer with kinfolk. The

rain

> > on the tin roof was so loud sounded like the rain was gonna hit

you

> > any sec. Heck you should hear hail. Made it nice and cozy when

it

> > was raining so hard and me all dry.

> >

> > Kinda sexy sometimes too all that incessant hammering of the rain

> and

> > the wind blowing the trailer a bit from side to side. Many a lil

> red

> > neck was concieved on a riany day in the trailer park. Heck dern

> > can't go fishin may as well give the ol lady another roll till it

> > clears up. Come ere Darlin

> >

> > Bet it's still raining out there,

> >

> > Mike

> >

>

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Was it that old rusty fishing knife?

Re: Mali says Monkey

> >

> >

> > Sally,

> >

> > Yes, I studied the med research and you can't kill die hard

> Redskins

> > fans. They grow used to losing every time but somehow greet each

> new

> > game as a chance to win. Cowboys fans die like flies and still

> pine

> > for and " The Coach " ...

> >

> > Redskin fan, it's catagorized under rare mental diseases.

> >

> > You certainly are a rare bird out there in the rain. Living in a

> > state that sounds more like a circus sideshow with a leaky tent

> than

> > anyplace on earth except my house on a parental visit. Watching

> your

> > Redskins on a three hour time delay in the middle of the night.

I

> > bet you already started in on s remedy for sides and all

things

> > unplesant just to get an edge on the tx.

> >

> > Used to live in WVA one summer in a trailer with kinfolk. The

rain

> > on the tin roof was so loud sounded like the rain was gonna hit

you

> > any sec. Heck you should hear hail. Made it nice and cozy when

it

> > was raining so hard and me all dry.

> >

> > Kinda sexy sometimes too all that incessant hammering of the rain

> and

> > the wind blowing the trailer a bit from side to side. Many a lil

> red

> > neck was concieved on a riany day in the trailer park. Heck dern

> > can't go fishin may as well give the ol lady another roll till it

> > clears up. Come ere Darlin

> >

> > Bet it's still raining out there,

> >

> > Mike

> >

>

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Sally,

Yes, IT WAS A RUSTY old fishing KNIFE and dull too. Do you have one

too? My wife says all women carry ba11 cutter knives nowadays so I

ought to just stay in the marriage.

Sorry if we seem too Macho but just so you know without use macho

wild and crazy guys the estrogen level gets so high it gives me hot

flashes. Damn it's hot! Michele, Sally is it hot or an I havin

another hot flash. Is it just me?

ROFLMAO

Think I'll like my new GF. She's Catholic. On the plus side you can

guilt em into anything real easy. On the down side once they get out

of the cute plaid skirts and grow up they often get too rigid for

me. Maybe she's got a Nunn Outfit. I can show her some of the

methods I used to convert the foreign heathens back when I was a

missionary man.

Did you read the part below about my mOM AND DAD's trailer? Explains

a lot about us West Virginians and our folk ways and such.

Mike

> > Sally,

> >

> > Yes, it was my (Cousin/Mom) and my (Dad/Uncle) who I lived with

> > then. This was back when I was young and still dating my

sisters.

> We

> > all have since moved away and are not the close family we once

were.

> >

> > It's a shame because we West Virginians are know for having very

> > close knit familys and it sometimes upsets me to think of strange

> > guys, not even relatives, off with my sisters. My one sister

even

> > married " out of the family " . Goes with out saying we ostracize

her

> > and her non thuroughbred spawn. How disgusting.

> >

> > My other sister married in the family to her cousin Ezikel but he

> > comes from out of the holler which is just a tad better than out

of

> > the family. We don't cotton much to strangers in these parts.

But

> > being family we treat him like family.

> >

> > For the pit bull's sake yes do dress and comb your hair. Pit

Bulls

> > are finicy animals and if you go up there in a rage he is likely

to

> > be too scared to eat for days.

> >

> > Or if dressing is too much bother before leaving the house then

try

> > this. Go up there naked and hair unbrushed but in a good mood

> before

> > treatment. Say hi to everyone and bring the dog a treat and bond

> > with him. Explain you will be coming up to visit regularly like

> this

> > except in a foaming mouth rage and just want to have the dog see

> you

> > now so he doesn't get freightened later.

> >

> > Unfortunately I am not wealthy but not yet destitute. Being sick

> and

> > paying all the family bills is sucking away my life savings but

not

> > my 401k so far. I too keep the heat low and sleep on the floor

in

> a

> > sleeping bag while the wife sleeps alone in my king size bed.

> > Somehow it seems unfair to me but she assures me it is in my best

> > interest.

> >

> > Mike

> >

> > >

> > > Mike,

> > >

> > > Raining out here? Yes indeed! Although there was just a glimpse

> of

> > sunlight

> > > between the showers yesterday. Nothing of the sort today, or for

> the

> > > forseeable future, for that matter. Our normal rainy season runs

> > from

> > > October to April. This year may last to March, anyway. I delight

> in

> > the

> > > rain. :) Keeps my skin nice and soft. And my brain.

> > >

> > > I have an apartment above me. No rain on the roof. Just heavy

> > footed young

> > > adults and a pit bull beating feet across the floor. I can't

wait

> > for the

> > > RIBA to be in full force so I can go up there and give them

> several

> > very

> > > large pieces of my unsound mind. I was napping yesterday, yes, I

> > know,

> > > napping is the bane of HCVers, but I was napping quietly, and

> > suddenly was

> > > dreaming of the roof falling in. I guess the neighbor upstairs

> was

> > playing

> > > fetch with his dog. A few nights ago, about 3 am, I swear they

> were

> > moving

> > > furniture. I cannot believe the inconsideration of the youth

> these

> > days.

> > > <shocked appearance> My only question is, should I bother to

even

> > dress and

> > > comb my hair before I run up to vent my RIBA rage on the kids?

> > >

> > > For several months after they moved in I didn't know they had a

> > dog. I heard

> > > this grinding noise at odd hours, just above my computer desk. I

> > thought

> > > sure they had the hugest rats on earth eating their walls. Seems

> > that the

> > > dog has a bed just above me and is fond of a very large

chewbone.

> > >

> > > Your kinfolk in WVa, I take it they weren't your parents, of

> which

> > you are

> > > so fond? It would explain a great deal if it were <wink>.

> > >

> > > I meant to ask you, Mike, are you independently wealthy? I

> believe

> > you

> > > alluded to something of that sort early on, but I brushed it by

> as

> > bravado

> > > before strangers, a very MACHO thing. And I must admit, the men

> > here are

> > > nothing if not macho.

> > >

> > > Keep warm and dry, Mike. I intend to do the same. Well, dry

> anyway.

> > I can't

> > > afford to run the heat much. Its all electric, and even though

we

> > have the

> > > cheapest electric in the nation, its still going up in price,

and

> I

> > don't

> > > have my income yet. Soon, very soon! I've been making

a " shopping

> > list " for

> > > when my lump sum comes in. Stuff that will help me get through

> the

> > next year

> > > or so on tx. And a few pleasantries. Maybe I need a real TV

stand

> > with space

> > > for the cable box and other good stuff, the CDs, the few

precious

> > VHS tapes,

> > > and all the cords! And perhaps a laptop computer. So I can

cruise

> > the net in

> > > bed with wifi.

> > >

> > > Happy Sunday,

> > >

> > > Sally

> > >

> > > Re: Mali says Monkey

> > >

> > >

> > > Sally,

> > >

> > > Yes, I studied the med research and you can't kill die hard

> > Redskins

> > > fans. They grow used to losing every time but somehow greet

each

> > new

> > > game as a chance to win. Cowboys fans die like flies and still

> > pine

> > > for and " The Coach " ...

> > >

> > > Redskin fan, it's catagorized under rare mental diseases.

> > >

> > > You certainly are a rare bird out there in the rain. Living in

a

> > > state that sounds more like a circus sideshow with a leaky tent

> > than

> > > anyplace on earth except my house on a parental visit. Watching

> > your

> > > Redskins on a three hour time delay in the middle of the night.

> I

> > > bet you already started in on s remedy for sides and all

> things

> > > unplesant just to get an edge on the tx.

> > >

> > > Used to live in WVA one summer in a trailer with kinfolk. The

> rain

> > > on the tin roof was so loud sounded like the rain was gonna hit

> you

> > > any sec. Heck you should hear hail. Made it nice and cozy when

> it

> > > was raining so hard and me all dry.

> > >

> > > Kinda sexy sometimes too all that incessant hammering of the

rain

> > and

> > > the wind blowing the trailer a bit from side to side. Many a

lil

> > red

> > > neck was concieved on a riany day in the trailer park. Heck

dern

> > > can't go fishin may as well give the ol lady another roll till

it

> > > clears up. Come ere Darlin

> > >

> > > Bet it's still raining out there,

> > >

> > > Mike

> > >

> >

>

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Mike, my only pocket knife is the little scout knife I inherited from my

mom. She got it as a gift from the cub scouts when she was den mother. I was

an honorary scrub sprout. Way more fun than the girlie groups.

Hot flashes? Try red clover. If you don't like the herb, try the wine. I

made some very excellent red clover wine one year, way back when.

As for the trailers, that tells a lot about ANY virgins. Oh, you said

virginians. Well, close. ;) I'm working on becoming a born again virgin. I

can't be a born again christian, I'm pagan.

Sally

Re: Mali says Monkey

> > >

> > >

> > > Sally,

> > >

> > > Yes, I studied the med research and you can't kill die hard

> > Redskins

> > > fans. They grow used to losing every time but somehow greet

each

> > new

> > > game as a chance to win. Cowboys fans die like flies and still

> > pine

> > > for and " The Coach " ...

> > >

> > > Redskin fan, it's catagorized under rare mental diseases.

> > >

> > > You certainly are a rare bird out there in the rain. Living in

a

> > > state that sounds more like a circus sideshow with a leaky tent

> > than

> > > anyplace on earth except my house on a parental visit. Watching

> > your

> > > Redskins on a three hour time delay in the middle of the night.

> I

> > > bet you already started in on s remedy for sides and all

> things

> > > unplesant just to get an edge on the tx.

> > >

> > > Used to live in WVA one summer in a trailer with kinfolk. The

> rain

> > > on the tin roof was so loud sounded like the rain was gonna hit

> you

> > > any sec. Heck you should hear hail. Made it nice and cozy when

> it

> > > was raining so hard and me all dry.

> > >

> > > Kinda sexy sometimes too all that incessant hammering of the

rain

> > and

> > > the wind blowing the trailer a bit from side to side. Many a

lil

> > red

> > > neck was concieved on a riany day in the trailer park. Heck

dern

> > > can't go fishin may as well give the ol lady another roll till

it

> > > clears up. Come ere Darlin

> > >

> > > Bet it's still raining out there,

> > >

> > > Mike

> > >

> >

>

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Yep, it's hot and you sure are hot, so that

spontaneous combustion may be a danger!! Maybe you

need to take a cold shower and live in a flood zone,

huh?

Your life just isn't miserable enough, hah hah.

Michele

--- Sally Hines <shines@...> wrote:

> Was it that old rusty fishing knife?

>

> Re: Rain and

> Redskins

>

>

> Sally,

>

> Your questions re parents answered below:

>

> Yes, I am indeed still quite Macho I was worried I'd

> lose it after

> the wife had me nuttered at the vets but it seems to

> be a

> psycological problem unlinked now to any physical

> apparatus.

>

> Somehow she talked the lady vet into letting her do

> it herself and

> the vet said sure WTF it's not like he's a poor

> innocent dog and

> deserves anestesia or sterile instruments. Just

> bring your favorite

> knife from home on his next visit I have to up his

> riba dose anyway

> he's hardly foaming at the mouth and still has two

> red blood cells.

>

> Mike

>

> In Hepatitis C , " mike "

> <hope_chem_survive@y...> wrote:

> >

> > Sally,

> >

> > I love it when you toss me a tasty bone like that,

> arf arf arf

> >

> > Yes, it was my (Cousin/Mom) and my (Dad/Uncle) who

> I lived with

> > then. This was back when I was young and still

> dating my sisters.

> We

> > all have since moved away and are not the close

> family we once were.

> >

> > It's a shame because we West Virginians are know

> for having very

> > close knit familys and it sometimes upsets me to

> think of strange

> > guys, not even relatives, off with my sisters. My

> one sister even

> > married " out of the family " . Goes with out saying

> we ostracize her

> > and her non thuroughbred spawn. How disgusting.

> >

> > My other sister married in the family to her

> cousin Ezikel but he

> > comes from out of the holler which is just a tad

> better than out of

> > the family. We don't cotton much to strangers in

> these parts. But

> > being family we treat him like family.

> >

> > For the pit bull's sake yes do dress and comb your

> hair. Pit Bulls

> > are finicy animals and if you go up there in a

> rage he is likely to

> > be too scared to eat for days.

> >

> > Or if dressing is too much bother before leaving

> the house then try

> > this. Go up there naked and hair unbrushed but in

> a good mood

> before

> > treatment. Say hi to everyone and bring the dog a

> treat and bond

> > with him. Explain you will be coming up to visit

> regularly like

> this

> > except in a foaming mouth rage and just want to

> have the dog see

> you

> > now so he doesn't get freightened later.

> >

> > Unfortunately I am not wealthy but not yet

> destitute. Being sick

> and

> > paying all the family bills is sucking away my

> life savings but not

> > my 401k so far. I too keep the heat low and sleep

> on the floor in

> a

> > sleeping bag while the wife sleeps alone in my

> king size bed.

> > Somehow it seems unfair to me but she assures me

> it is in my best

> > interest.

> >

> > Mike

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > >

> > > Mike,

> > >

> > > Raining out here? Yes indeed! Although there was

> just a glimpse

> of

> > sunlight

> > > between the showers yesterday. Nothing of the

> sort today, or for

> the

> > > forseeable future, for that matter. Our normal

> rainy season runs

> > from

> > > October to April. This year may last to March,

> anyway. I delight

> in

> > the

> > > rain. :) Keeps my skin nice and soft. And my

> brain.

> > >

> > > I have an apartment above me. No rain on the

> roof. Just heavy

> > footed young

> > > adults and a pit bull beating feet across the

> floor. I can't wait

> > for the

> > > RIBA to be in full force so I can go up there

> and give them

> several

> > very

> > > large pieces of my unsound mind. I was napping

> yesterday, yes, I

> > know,

> > > napping is the bane of HCVers, but I was napping

> quietly, and

> > suddenly was

> > > dreaming of the roof falling in. I guess the

> neighbor upstairs

> was

> > playing

> > > fetch with his dog. A few nights ago, about 3

> am, I swear they

> were

> > moving

> > > furniture. I cannot believe the inconsideration

> of the youth

> these

> > days.

> > > <shocked appearance> My only question is, should

> I bother to even

> > dress and

> > > comb my hair before I run up to vent my RIBA

> rage on the kids?

> > >

> > > For several months after they moved in I didn't

> know they had a

> > dog. I heard

> > > this grinding noise at odd hours, just above my

> computer desk. I

> > thought

> > > sure they had the hugest rats on earth eating

> their walls. Seems

> > that the

> > > dog has a bed just above me and is fond of a

> very large chewbone.

> > >

> > > Your kinfolk in WVa, I take it they weren't your

> parents, of

> which

> > you are

> > > so fond? It would explain a great deal if it

> were <wink>.

> > >

> > > I meant to ask you, Mike, are you independently

> wealthy? I

> believe

> > you

> > > alluded to something of that sort early on, but

> I brushed it by

> as

> > bravado

> > > before strangers, a very MACHO thing. And I must

> admit, the men

> > here are

> > > nothing if not macho.

> > >

> > > Keep warm and dry, Mike. I intend to do the

> same.

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Sally,

At least be proud your not a heathen. Now which sect of Baptist is

them Pagans. I bet one a then hardshell Southern Baptist sects like

Moma used to blong to. Do yall handle snakes too?

Mike

> > > >

> > > > Mike,

> > > >

> > > > Raining out here? Yes indeed! Although there was just a

glimpse

> > of

> > > sunlight

> > > > between the showers yesterday. Nothing of the sort today, or

for

> > the

> > > > forseeable future, for that matter. Our normal rainy season

runs

> > > from

> > > > October to April. This year may last to March, anyway. I

delight

> > in

> > > the

> > > > rain. :) Keeps my skin nice and soft. And my brain.

> > > >

> > > > I have an apartment above me. No rain on the roof. Just heavy

> > > footed young

> > > > adults and a pit bull beating feet across the floor. I can't

> wait

> > > for the

> > > > RIBA to be in full force so I can go up there and give them

> > several

> > > very

> > > > large pieces of my unsound mind. I was napping yesterday,

yes, I

> > > know,

> > > > napping is the bane of HCVers, but I was napping quietly, and

> > > suddenly was

> > > > dreaming of the roof falling in. I guess the neighbor upstairs

> > was

> > > playing

> > > > fetch with his dog. A few nights ago, about 3 am, I swear they

> > were

> > > moving

> > > > furniture. I cannot believe the inconsideration of the youth

> > these

> > > days.

> > > > <shocked appearance> My only question is, should I bother to

> even

> > > dress and

> > > > comb my hair before I run up to vent my RIBA rage on the kids?

> > > >

> > > > For several months after they moved in I didn't know they had

a

> > > dog. I heard

> > > > this grinding noise at odd hours, just above my computer

desk. I

> > > thought

> > > > sure they had the hugest rats on earth eating their walls.

Seems

> > > that the

> > > > dog has a bed just above me and is fond of a very large

> chewbone.

> > > >

> > > > Your kinfolk in WVa, I take it they weren't your parents, of

> > which

> > > you are

> > > > so fond? It would explain a great deal if it were <wink>.

> > > >

> > > > I meant to ask you, Mike, are you independently wealthy? I

> > believe

> > > you

> > > > alluded to something of that sort early on, but I brushed it

by

> > as

> > > bravado

> > > > before strangers, a very MACHO thing. And I must admit, the

men

> > > here are

> > > > nothing if not macho.

> > > >

> > > > Keep warm and dry, Mike. I intend to do the same. Well, dry

> > anyway.

> > > I can't

> > > > afford to run the heat much. Its all electric, and even though

> we

> > > have the

> > > > cheapest electric in the nation, its still going up in price,

> and

> > I

> > > don't

> > > > have my income yet. Soon, very soon! I've been making

> a " shopping

> > > list " for

> > > > when my lump sum comes in. Stuff that will help me get through

> > the

> > > next year

> > > > or so on tx. And a few pleasantries. Maybe I need a real TV

> stand

> > > with space

> > > > for the cable box and other good stuff, the CDs, the few

> precious

> > > VHS tapes,

> > > > and all the cords! And perhaps a laptop computer. So I can

> cruise

> > > the net in

> > > > bed with wifi.

> > > >

> > > > Happy Sunday,

> > > >

> > > > Sally

> > > >

> > > > Re: Mali says Monkey

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Sally,

> > > >

> > > > Yes, I studied the med research and you can't kill die hard

> > > Redskins

> > > > fans. They grow used to losing every time but somehow greet

> each

> > > new

> > > > game as a chance to win. Cowboys fans die like flies and

still

> > > pine

> > > > for and " The Coach " ...

> > > >

> > > > Redskin fan, it's catagorized under rare mental diseases.

> > > >

> > > > You certainly are a rare bird out there in the rain. Living

in

> a

> > > > state that sounds more like a circus sideshow with a leaky

tent

> > > than

> > > > anyplace on earth except my house on a parental visit.

Watching

> > > your

> > > > Redskins on a three hour time delay in the middle of the

night.

> > I

> > > > bet you already started in on s remedy for sides and all

> > things

> > > > unplesant just to get an edge on the tx.

> > > >

> > > > Used to live in WVA one summer in a trailer with kinfolk. The

> > rain

> > > > on the tin roof was so loud sounded like the rain was gonna

hit

> > you

> > > > any sec. Heck you should hear hail. Made it nice and cozy

when

> > it

> > > > was raining so hard and me all dry.

> > > >

> > > > Kinda sexy sometimes too all that incessant hammering of the

> rain

> > > and

> > > > the wind blowing the trailer a bit from side to side. Many a

> lil

> > > red

> > > > neck was concieved on a riany day in the trailer park. Heck

> dern

> > > > can't go fishin may as well give the ol lady another roll till

> it

> > > > clears up. Come ere Darlin

> > > >

> > > > Bet it's still raining out there,

> > > >

> > > > Mike

> > > >

> > >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

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Michele,

Yes, it's miserable. I hop you find it ammusing.

Mike

> > > >

> > > > Mike,

> > > >

> > > > Raining out here? Yes indeed! Although there was

> > just a glimpse

> > of

> > > sunlight

> > > > between the showers yesterday. Nothing of the

> > sort today, or for

> > the

> > > > forseeable future, for that matter. Our normal

> > rainy season runs

> > > from

> > > > October to April. This year may last to March,

> > anyway. I delight

> > in

> > > the

> > > > rain. :) Keeps my skin nice and soft. And my

> > brain.

> > > >

> > > > I have an apartment above me. No rain on the

> > roof. Just heavy

> > > footed young

> > > > adults and a pit bull beating feet across the

> > floor. I can't wait

> > > for the

> > > > RIBA to be in full force so I can go up there

> > and give them

> > several

> > > very

> > > > large pieces of my unsound mind. I was napping

> > yesterday, yes, I

> > > know,

> > > > napping is the bane of HCVers, but I was napping

> > quietly, and

> > > suddenly was

> > > > dreaming of the roof falling in. I guess the

> > neighbor upstairs

> > was

> > > playing

> > > > fetch with his dog. A few nights ago, about 3

> > am, I swear they

> > were

> > > moving

> > > > furniture. I cannot believe the inconsideration

> > of the youth

> > these

> > > days.

> > > > <shocked appearance> My only question is, should

> > I bother to even

> > > dress and

> > > > comb my hair before I run up to vent my RIBA

> > rage on the kids?

> > > >

> > > > For several months after they moved in I didn't

> > know they had a

> > > dog. I heard

> > > > this grinding noise at odd hours, just above my

> > computer desk. I

> > > thought

> > > > sure they had the hugest rats on earth eating

> > their walls. Seems

> > > that the

> > > > dog has a bed just above me and is fond of a

> > very large chewbone.

> > > >

> > > > Your kinfolk in WVa, I take it they weren't your

> > parents, of

> > which

> > > you are

> > > > so fond? It would explain a great deal if it

> > were <wink>.

> > > >

> > > > I meant to ask you, Mike, are you independently

> > wealthy? I

> > believe

> > > you

> > > > alluded to something of that sort early on, but

> > I brushed it by

> > as

> > > bravado

> > > > before strangers, a very MACHO thing. And I must

> > admit, the men

> > > here are

> > > > nothing if not macho.

> > > >

> > > > Keep warm and dry, Mike. I intend to do the

> > same.

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My daddy claims Suthron Baptist. Personally I think he's a hypocrite. But

that's a personal thing. His idea of christian charity is " Give me! " .

Shamanist.

Sally

Re: Mali says Monkey

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > Sally,

> > > >

> > > > Yes, I studied the med research and you can't kill die hard

> > > Redskins

> > > > fans. They grow used to losing every time but somehow greet

> each

> > > new

> > > > game as a chance to win. Cowboys fans die like flies and

still

> > > pine

> > > > for and " The Coach " ...

> > > >

> > > > Redskin fan, it's catagorized under rare mental diseases.

> > > >

> > > > You certainly are a rare bird out there in the rain. Living

in

> a

> > > > state that sounds more like a circus sideshow with a leaky

tent

> > > than

> > > > anyplace on earth except my house on a parental visit.

Watching

> > > your

> > > > Redskins on a three hour time delay in the middle of the

night.

> > I

> > > > bet you already started in on s remedy for sides and all

> > things

> > > > unplesant just to get an edge on the tx.

> > > >

> > > > Used to live in WVA one summer in a trailer with kinfolk. The

> > rain

> > > > on the tin roof was so loud sounded like the rain was gonna

hit

> > you

> > > > any sec. Heck you should hear hail. Made it nice and cozy

when

> > it

> > > > was raining so hard and me all dry.

> > > >

> > > > Kinda sexy sometimes too all that incessant hammering of the

> rain

> > > and

> > > > the wind blowing the trailer a bit from side to side. Many a

> lil

> > > red

> > > > neck was concieved on a riany day in the trailer park. Heck

> dern

> > > > can't go fishin may as well give the ol lady another roll till

> it

> > > > clears up. Come ere Darlin

> > > >

> > > > Bet it's still raining out there,

> > > >

> > > > Mike

> > > >

> > >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

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