Guest guest Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Besides which, filthy beasts can't talk. At least not in the words we use. When my older daughter was about 18 months old she had a favorite book for me to read to her. About the baby animals. She would point and say the animal name. Was showing off for Gramma one day, and pointed to the baby fox and says clear as a bell " Fuck! " . Gramma was smarter than I, and didn't bat an eye. So the baby knows monkey now. That's cool! Yup, she's smart. Sally Mali says Monkey Been trying to get the kid to talk more lately but she just don't seem interested. For days went around playing Monkey attacks Baby with her and saying Monkey Mali, Monkey, say Monkey and she looks at me like what's a matter daddy don't you know who Monkey is and she points at Monkey just in case my brain is completely gone. Around and around I go with her saying " say Monkey honey; say Monkey " and she looks at me and gets this smart ass look on he face like she's thinking I'll do it when you stop asking now don't be a bore daddy. So today I'm taking a nap and she with me on the big bed and baby gets up to finish destroying the house while I sleep and leaves Monkey with me. Well I wake up and she's tuggin on my arm saying Monk Monk Monk. I look around and sure enough Monkeys up in bed and she wants him. I say good girl Mali say Monkey and she grabs Monkey turns walks away and never said it again. She can talk when she wants to. Awhile back she started saying shit, shit, shit, shit. I was horrified and pretended not to hear. I thought no please G-D let her forget this and I'll never cuss around her again. Don't you know it becomes her favotite word. Every dinner time she says it about four or five times and the wife looks at me and says wounder where she learned to speak like a filthy beast? So a few days later she is standing on her chair like she always does and I say sit mali sit sit and she says shit shit shit and I smile and think that's right honey sit sit sit and can't wait to explain it to the wife. No filthy beast me... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Sally, When they are alone together she's probaby been saying Monkey do this and Monkey do that just doesn't want me to have the satisfacion of hearing it. One day the whole family were there and we showed em how we clap and cheer for new words. Yaaay Mali Yaaaay! With a big cheering section she realed off about four new words in two minutes. Every new word she heard she said almost perfectly. Then the show was over. My Mom who talks to herself said out loud I wonder where your vitamins are? And Mali points to the China cabinet door in front of the vitamins. Mali was probably thinking why not ask me something harder Granma that's too easy. You should ask me for advice on divorcing granpa, the answer is yes granma leave the bastard... She's a rascal. Mike > > Besides which, filthy beasts can't talk. At least not in the words we use. > > When my older daughter was about 18 months old she had a favorite book for > me to read to her. About the baby animals. She would point and say the > animal name. Was showing off for Gramma one day, and pointed to the baby fox > and says clear as a bell " Fuck! " . Gramma was smarter than I, and didn't bat > an eye. > > So the baby knows monkey now. That's cool! Yup, she's smart. > > Sally > > Mali says Monkey > > > Been trying to get the kid to talk more lately but she just don't seem > interested. For days went around playing Monkey attacks Baby with her > and saying Monkey Mali, Monkey, say Monkey and she looks at me like > what's a matter daddy don't you know who Monkey is and she points at > Monkey just in case my brain is completely gone. > > Around and around I go with her saying " say Monkey honey; say Monkey " > and she looks at me and gets this smart ass look on he face like she's > thinking I'll do it when you stop asking now don't be a bore daddy. > > So today I'm taking a nap and she with me on the big bed and baby gets > up to finish destroying the house while I sleep and leaves Monkey with > me. Well I wake up and she's tuggin on my arm saying Monk Monk Monk. > I look around and sure enough Monkeys up in bed and she wants him. I > say good girl Mali say Monkey and she grabs Monkey turns walks away and > never said it again. > > She can talk when she wants to. Awhile back she started saying shit, > shit, shit, shit. I was horrified and pretended not to hear. I > thought no please G-D let her forget this and I'll never cuss around > her again. Don't you know it becomes her favotite word. Every dinner > time she says it about four or five times and the wife looks at me and > says wounder where she learned to speak like a filthy beast? > > So a few days later she is standing on her chair like she always does > and I say sit mali sit sit and she says shit shit shit and I smile and > think that's right honey sit sit sit and can't wait to explain it to > the wife. No filthy beast me... > > Mike > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Sounds like Daddy's a rascal too. I'm happy my football team won today. I'm a die hard Redskins fan. That's probably why they can't kill me. Sally Mali says Monkey > > > Been trying to get the kid to talk more lately but she just don't seem > interested. For days went around playing Monkey attacks Baby with her > and saying Monkey Mali, Monkey, say Monkey and she looks at me like > what's a matter daddy don't you know who Monkey is and she points at > Monkey just in case my brain is completely gone. > > Around and around I go with her saying " say Monkey honey; say Monkey " > and she looks at me and gets this smart ass look on he face like she's > thinking I'll do it when you stop asking now don't be a bore daddy. > > So today I'm taking a nap and she with me on the big bed and baby gets > up to finish destroying the house while I sleep and leaves Monkey with > me. Well I wake up and she's tuggin on my arm saying Monk Monk Monk. > I look around and sure enough Monkeys up in bed and she wants him. I > say good girl Mali say Monkey and she grabs Monkey turns walks away and > never said it again. > > She can talk when she wants to. Awhile back she started saying shit, > shit, shit, shit. I was horrified and pretended not to hear. I > thought no please G-D let her forget this and I'll never cuss around > her again. Don't you know it becomes her favotite word. Every dinner > time she says it about four or five times and the wife looks at me and > says wounder where she learned to speak like a filthy beast? > > So a few days later she is standing on her chair like she always does > and I say sit mali sit sit and she says shit shit shit and I smile and > think that's right honey sit sit sit and can't wait to explain it to > the wife. No filthy beast me... > > Mike > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Sally, Yes, I studied the med research and you can't kill die hard Redskins fans. They grow used to losing every time but somehow greet each new game as a chance to win. Cowboys fans die like flies and still pine for and " The Coach " ... Redskin fan, it's catagorized under rare mental diseases. You certainly are a rare bird out there in the rain. Living in a state that sounds more like a circus sideshow with a leaky tent than anyplace on earth except my house on a parental visit. Watching your Redskins on a three hour time delay in the middle of the night. I bet you already started in on s remedy for sides and all things unplesant just to get an edge on the tx. Used to live in WVA one summer in a trailer with kinfolk. The rain on the tin roof was so loud sounded like the rain was gonna hit you any sec. Heck you should hear hail. Made it nice and cozy when it was raining so hard and me all dry. Kinda sexy sometimes too all that incessant hammering of the rain and the wind blowing the trailer a bit from side to side. Many a lil red neck was concieved on a riany day in the trailer park. Heck dern can't go fishin may as well give the ol lady another roll till it clears up. Come ere Darlin Bet it's still raining out there, Mike > > > > Besides which, filthy beasts can't talk. At least not in the words > we use. > > > > When my older daughter was about 18 months old she had a favorite > book for > > me to read to her. About the baby animals. She would point and say > the > > animal name. Was showing off for Gramma one day, and pointed to the > baby fox > > and says clear as a bell " Fuck! " . Gramma was smarter than I, and > didn't bat > > an eye. > > > > So the baby knows monkey now. That's cool! Yup, she's smart. > > > > Sally > > > > Mali says Monkey > > > > > > Been trying to get the kid to talk more lately but she just don't > seem > > interested. For days went around playing Monkey attacks Baby with > her > > and saying Monkey Mali, Monkey, say Monkey and she looks at me like > > what's a matter daddy don't you know who Monkey is and she points > at > > Monkey just in case my brain is completely gone. > > > > Around and around I go with her saying " say Monkey honey; say > Monkey " > > and she looks at me and gets this smart ass look on he face like > she's > > thinking I'll do it when you stop asking now don't be a bore daddy. > > > > So today I'm taking a nap and she with me on the big bed and baby > gets > > up to finish destroying the house while I sleep and leaves Monkey > with > > me. Well I wake up and she's tuggin on my arm saying Monk Monk > Monk. > > I look around and sure enough Monkeys up in bed and she wants him. > I > > say good girl Mali say Monkey and she grabs Monkey turns walks away > and > > never said it again. > > > > She can talk when she wants to. Awhile back she started saying > shit, > > shit, shit, shit. I was horrified and pretended not to hear. I > > thought no please G-D let her forget this and I'll never cuss > around > > her again. Don't you know it becomes her favotite word. Every > dinner > > time she says it about four or five times and the wife looks at me > and > > says wounder where she learned to speak like a filthy beast? > > > > So a few days later she is standing on her chair like she always > does > > and I say sit mali sit sit and she says shit shit shit and I smile > and > > think that's right honey sit sit sit and can't wait to explain it > to > > the wife. No filthy beast me... > > > > Mike > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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