Funny Business Signs

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

" Dr. , at your cervix. "

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In a Podiatrist's office:

" Time wounds all heels. "

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :

" Yesterday's Meals on Wheels "

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At a Proctologist's door:

" To expedite your visit please back in. "

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On a Plumber's truck:

" Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. "

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

" Invite us to your next blowout. "

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At a Towing company:

" We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. "

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On an Electrician's truck:

" Let us remove your shorts. "

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On a Maternity Room door:

" Push.. Push. Push. "

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At an Optometrist's Office

" If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right

place. "

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On a Taxidermist's window:

" We really know our stuff. "

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On a Fence:

" Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive. "

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At a Car Dealership:

" The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment. "

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

" No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. "

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

" Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! "

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At the Electric Company:

" We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be. "

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In a Restaurant window:

" Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up. "

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

" Drive carefully. We'll wait. "

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At a Propane Filling Station,

" Thank heaven for little grills. "

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

" Best place in town to take a leak. "

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