Guest guest Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 The Orthodox Jew said, "Earth was created by God 6 thousand years ago."The Geologist said, "6 billion, without God."The Buddhist said, "There was no beginning."The Hindu said, "This earth is but one in an endless cycle."The Fundamentalist said, "Earth is doomed: look to heaven."The Environmentalist said, "We have already destroyed the earth."Then Earth spoke. She said: "See this apple blossom, this morning glory, this jasmine flower? It only lasts a day. Why don't you all just shut up & smell it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Cheers!! Gud one Randy. Thanks From: Randy <jqpublic_59@...>Subject: [] The Earth Spoke"Liane" < >, united_by_hearts Date: Tuesday, May 4, 2010, 11:18 PM The Orthodox Jew said, "Earth was created by God 6 thousand years ago."The Geologist said, "6 billion, without God."The Buddhist said, "There was no beginning."The Hindu said, "This earth is but one in an endless cycle."The Fundamentalist said, "Earth is doomed: look to heaven."The Environmentalist said, "We have already destroyed the earth."Then Earth spoke. She said: "See this apple blossom, this morning glory, this jasmine flower? It only lasts a day. Why don't you all just shut up & smell it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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