Re: Tequila cookies...hmm new pain medication? lol

January 8, 2008

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Hahaha, that's very cute!

Debbie C.

> TEQUILA COOKIES

>

> 1 cup of dark brown sugar

> 1 cup (2 sticks) butter

> 1 cup of granulated sugar

> 4 large eggs

> 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins

> 1 tsp baking soda

> 1 tsp salt

> 1 tsp fresh lemon juice

> 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans

> 2 cups all-purpose flour

> 1 bottle Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

>

> Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

>

> Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the

> highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric

> mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

>

> Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to

make

> sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

>

> Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and

> chuck

> in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

>

> Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers

just

> pry it loose with a drewscriver.

>

> Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

>

> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Cuervo.

>

> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add

a

> spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

>

> Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

> over.

> Don't forget to beat off the turner.

>

> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo

and

> make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

>

> **** CHERRY MISTMAS ****

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January 8, 2008

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