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It's been a while since we've done any hilarious satire articles, so to lighten the mood this weekend, I've released a satire piece about "Moron Vaccines."

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Dear NaturalNews readers,

It's been a while since we've done any hilarious satire articles, so to lighten the mood this weekend, I've released a satire piece about "Moron Vaccines."

Don't take it too seriously, of course... it's all in jest. But laugh as hard as you feel is appropriate (or maybe it's entirely inappropriate, as you'll see...)http://www.naturalnews.com/031517_moron_vaccines.html

Conventional agriculture is using up the world's supply of phosphorus, causing a reliance in disastrous mining operations:http://www.naturalnews.com/031516_agriculture_phosphorus.html

Were you aware that drinking soda causes gout? Check out the latest research:http://www.naturalnews.com/031511_soda_gout.html

Learn how organic apple cider vinegar can improve your health! This "old" remedy is suddenly new again!http://www.naturalnews.com/031503_apple_cider_vinegar_health_food.html

P.S. Coming in just 3 days (or less), we will be releasing a new, hard-hitting water fluoridation video that will shatter the lies and deceptions of the fluoride industry. Watch for it on NaturalNews.com...

Lots more breaking health news continues below on how to prevent yeast infections, why vitamin D prevents asthma, the name of a common weed that treats herpes and much more (see below)...

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Vaccines found to activate moron genes that cause further belief in vaccines (satire)(NaturalNews) Weekend satire special: New research accidentally conducted by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has discovered that vaccines activate the "moron" genes that normally lie dormant in human beings. Once activated, these "moron genes...

Conventional agriculture using up global supply of phosphorus, causing widespread pollution(NaturalNews) Modern agriculture is heavily reliant on the use of phosphorus, a mineral necessary for proper plant and crop growth. But conventional growing methods have all but depleted this natural mineral from certain areas of farmland, which has resulted...

Low vitamin D linked to allergies in children(NaturalNews) A new paper published in the Journal of Allergy and Clinical Immunology has found a link between low vitamin D levels and the onset of allergies in children. The study of over 3,000 children concluded that among children with low...

Red meat linked to stomach, esophageal cancers(NaturalNews) Red meat consumption increases the risk of both stomach and esophageal cancer, according to a study conducted by researchers from the nonprofits World Cancer Research Fund and Cancer Research, and published in the American Journal of...

Prevent yeast infection naturally with Candida fighting foodsThree out of four women will experience a yeast infection at some point in their lives. Symptoms like recurring vaginal infections and digestive disorders are now more common than ever before. In this article you will find a list of four...

Smoothies verses juice - Join the battle to get your greensCollards, kale, parsley - you can be sure anything green of the plant world is most likely going to benefit the body in extraordinary ways. Yet should we smoothie or should we juice? Now that is the question. It seems like some are standing...

New study proves that drinking soda causes gout(NaturalNews) Regular soda consumption significantly increases women's risk of gout, according to a study conducted by researchers from Boston University and published in the Journal of the American Medical Association. Gout is a painful type...

Common weed helps treat herpes, study finds(NaturalNews) Tansy, a flowering plant that has long been used as a folk remedy to treat fevers, rheumatism, and other conditions, may now have another known health benefit. According to a recent study published in the journal Phytotherapy Research...

UNFI, independent distributor of natural and organic products, unites in opposition to GM alfalfa(NaturalNews) In order for your local food markets, cooperatives, and specialty retail stores to be able to stock the natural and organic products you and your family thrive upon, somebody has to transport and deliver them in a cost-effective, efficient...

Top palm oil supplier pledges no more deforestation(NaturalNews) After making several promises in previous years and breaking them, Indonesia' largest supplier of palm oil, Sinar Mas, has once again made a promise, this time to stop clear-cutting delicate forests and peatlands in order to set up palm...

Mini Minty Chocolate Chunk Muffins are good for the body and mindIf you are reading this article than you are probably one of a growing number of health conscious consumers, or are learning to be. And as most health conscious folks know, it can be hard to find quick, tasty snacks when you're craving something...

Study: Oysters becoming extinct worldwide(NaturalNews) A study published in BioScience, a journal of the American Institute of Biological Sciences, says that oyster habitats around the world are rapidly disappearing. At least 85 percent of oyster reefs are now gone, say scientists from...

Water from the Tree of Life - Enjoy the health benefits of coconut waterFor a person who doesn`t live in the tropics, the coconut palm may just be a symbol of an island vacation. But for those who live in tropical countries such as in Indonesia or the Philippines, the coconut palm is a tree that has a lot to...

Low fat diet missing essential brain nutrients and leads to cognitive declineIt`s estimated that between 10 and 20% of people over the age of 65 suffer from mild cognitive impairment or have been diagnosed with Alzheimer`s disease. By the age of 80 more than half have some loss of memory or functional decline and...

Go back in time for future health with organic apple cider vinegarHave you ever wanted to quell a nagging craving or just wanted to shed a few pounds without using pills or that tea that makes you plan your outings by the nearest bathrooms? Or, maybe you need to get rid of some skin tags? You know those...

15,000 reasons to support One More Girl documentary reporting on Gardasil vaccine injury and death(NaturalNews) As reports of injury and death related to the Gardasil HPV Vaccine continue to rise, a documentary is being developed to tell the story from the eyes of the victims and the parents. The truth about Gardasil will soon be revealed. There...

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