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Dear Dawn,

As for Mr. Coffin trying to come up with ideas to reach the non online public, why don't you ask him to invest in us. Hit him up for $100 per month and we'll guarantee him a lot of potential clients.

What do you think the bumper stickers and business cards are for ? Timmy's been talking about pamphlets for a while now. Did you ever place your ad in that "nickel a line" paper ? We're going to do a trade show booth within 6 months, come hell or high water.

I know we need money and a bigger army, but don't worry Dawn, it's coming. Please explain to Mr Coffin that he can have " exclusive rights" to all our potential clients by putting his law firm's website on all our "advertising" but it's gonna cost him $ 100 per month. It's by far the most effective and cheapest advertising method he could do. Don't be shy, it's a good business deal for both sides.

We've got Christmas coming so things will be rather quiet for now, but early next year we will announce ourselves to the world.

I do hate to pressure you, but I need that P.O. Box number and I'd like to look at the letter I'm going to send out to all the ones who signed the petition.

Now for the rest of you, FREE INTRODUCTORY OFFER. Send me your address and I'll send you 20 PROZAC KILLS cards. With the Cdn dollar in the dumps, I can do this for less than $ 1 US for each of you, so it's not a big deal.

Tim

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Dear Dawn,

As for Mr. Coffin trying to come up with ideas to reach the non online public, why don't you ask him to invest in us. Hit him up for $100 per month and we'll guarantee him a lot of potential clients.

What do you think the bumper stickers and business cards are for ? Timmy's been talking about pamphlets for a while now. Did you ever place your ad in that "nickel a line" paper ? We're going to do a trade show booth within 6 months, come hell or high water.

I know we need money and a bigger army, but don't worry Dawn, it's coming. Please explain to Mr Coffin that he can have " exclusive rights" to all our potential clients by putting his law firm's website on all our "advertising" but it's gonna cost him $ 100 per month. It's by far the most effective and cheapest advertising method he could do. Don't be shy, it's a good business deal for both sides.

We've got Christmas coming so things will be rather quiet for now, but early next year we will announce ourselves to the world.

I do hate to pressure you, but I need that P.O. Box number and I'd like to look at the letter I'm going to send out to all the ones who signed the petition.

Now for the rest of you, FREE INTRODUCTORY OFFER. Send me your address and I'll send you 20 PROZAC KILLS cards. With the Cdn dollar in the dumps, I can do this for less than $ 1 US for each of you, so it's not a big deal.

Tim

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Tim~ I'll reply between your lines.

Tim Casey wrote:

Dear Dawn,

As for Mr. Coffin trying to come up with ideas

to reach the non online public, why don't you ask him to invest in us.

Hit him up for $100 per month and we'll guarantee him a lot of potential

clients.

That's not a bad idea, Tim. I'll forward your response to him.

What do you think the bumper

stickers and business cards are for ? Timmy's been talking about pamphlets

for a while now. Did you ever place your ad in that "nickel a line" paper

? We're going to do a trade show booth within 6 months, come hell or high

water.

Not yet - but I picked up a copy of the paper to get the information

on how to place the ad. Should have it out by Tuesday.

I know we need money and

a bigger army, but don't worry Dawn, it's coming. Please explain to Mr

Coffin that he can have " exclusive rights" to all our potential clients

by putting his law firm's website on all our "advertising" but it's gonna

cost him $ 100 per month. It's by far the most effective and cheapest advertising

method he could do. Don't be shy, it's a good business deal for both sides.

Shy? Me?

We've got Christmas coming

so things will be rather quiet for now, but early next year we will announce

ourselves to the world.

Good! Hopefully the Surgeon General and the new drug Czar in

training has already heard rumor...

I do hate to pressure you,

but I need that P.O. Box number and I'd like to look at the letter I'm

going to send out to all the ones who signed the petition.

Have application papers for the P.O. Box. I need to find time

to go over my personal budget to see if I can pay for this myself.

Otherwise, we need to run it by the finance committee as first purchase

from the fund. Haven't heard back from anyone on the draft I forwarded.

So - those of you who I sent the letter to, please forward your approval

or changes.

Now for the rest of you,

FREE INTRODUCTORY OFFER. Send me your address and I'll send you 20 PROZAC

KILLS cards. With the Cdn dollar in the dumps, I can do this for less than

$ 1 US for each of you, so it's not a big deal.

So~ you've ordered some as well? Then, I'll focus on

just getting the ones I've got out to the members that have placed orders

with me directly.

~The Avenging Angel

Tim

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Tim~ I'll reply between your lines.

Tim Casey wrote:

Dear Dawn,

As for Mr. Coffin trying to come up with ideas

to reach the non online public, why don't you ask him to invest in us.

Hit him up for $100 per month and we'll guarantee him a lot of potential

clients.

That's not a bad idea, Tim. I'll forward your response to him.

What do you think the bumper

stickers and business cards are for ? Timmy's been talking about pamphlets

for a while now. Did you ever place your ad in that "nickel a line" paper

? We're going to do a trade show booth within 6 months, come hell or high

water.

Not yet - but I picked up a copy of the paper to get the information

on how to place the ad. Should have it out by Tuesday.

I know we need money and

a bigger army, but don't worry Dawn, it's coming. Please explain to Mr

Coffin that he can have " exclusive rights" to all our potential clients

by putting his law firm's website on all our "advertising" but it's gonna

cost him $ 100 per month. It's by far the most effective and cheapest advertising

method he could do. Don't be shy, it's a good business deal for both sides.

Shy? Me?

We've got Christmas coming

so things will be rather quiet for now, but early next year we will announce

ourselves to the world.

Good! Hopefully the Surgeon General and the new drug Czar in

training has already heard rumor...

I do hate to pressure you,

but I need that P.O. Box number and I'd like to look at the letter I'm

going to send out to all the ones who signed the petition.

Have application papers for the P.O. Box. I need to find time

to go over my personal budget to see if I can pay for this myself.

Otherwise, we need to run it by the finance committee as first purchase

from the fund. Haven't heard back from anyone on the draft I forwarded.

So - those of you who I sent the letter to, please forward your approval

or changes.

Now for the rest of you,

FREE INTRODUCTORY OFFER. Send me your address and I'll send you 20 PROZAC

KILLS cards. With the Cdn dollar in the dumps, I can do this for less than

$ 1 US for each of you, so it's not a big deal.

So~ you've ordered some as well? Then, I'll focus on

just getting the ones I've got out to the members that have placed orders

with me directly.

~The Avenging Angel

Tim

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