Guest guest Posted November 4, 2000 Report Share Posted November 4, 2000 Funny, Elaine! How are you feeling? who is your neighbor and a chocolate lover who is trying to stay away from the Halloween candy ----- Original Message ----- From: " Elaine " <elainer@...> " RA " < egroups> Sent: Friday, November 03, 2000 4:49 PM Subject: [ ] The Bottle on the Beach - OT > > The Bottle on the Beach > > A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old > bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. > The genie says " Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In > return I will grant you three wishes. " > > The man says " Great. I always dreamed of this and I know > exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss > bank account. " Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of > paper with account numbers appears in his hand. > > He continues, " Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here. " > Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new > Ferrari appears right next to him. > > He continues, " Finally, I want to be irresistible to women. " > > Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of > chocolates. > > I hope everyone is having a GREAT DAY! > I know the joke above will appeal to certain people... > Hmmmmm, the CHOCOHOLICS?? > > Take Care, > elaine > > > Our websites: http://rheumatoid.arthritis.freehosting.net/ > http://www.rasupport.webprovider.com/ > Change subscription options: > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 4, 2000 Report Share Posted November 4, 2000 Dear , I am glad that you enjoyed the post. I am starting to feel much better, thank you. My foot is healing very well. I am in NO PAIN. even without any pain medications. The only problem is that it is a pain in the neck to keep the foot elevated, and more difficult to work on the computer. I will write more on another post. I kind of figured that " chocolate " lovers, of which I remembered you were one, would like the story. elaine your neighbor.. allergic to chocolate.. no Halloween candy in the house.. (wouldn't matter anyway, I am still not able to get up and down the stairs without Ed's help, so the candy would be " safe " downstairs!) Funny, Elaine! How are you feeling? who is your neighbor and a chocolate lover who is trying to stay away from the Halloween candy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 4, 2000 Report Share Posted November 4, 2000 So glad to hear that you are doing so well, Elaine! ----- Original Message ----- From: " Elaine " <elainer@...> < egroups> Sent: Friday, November 03, 2000 9:59 PM Subject: RE: [ ] The Bottle on the Beach - OT > Dear , > > I am glad that you enjoyed the post. > > I am starting to feel much better, thank you. > My foot is healing very well. I am in NO PAIN. > even without any pain medications. The only > problem is that it is a pain in the neck to > keep the foot elevated, and more difficult to > work on the computer. > > I will write more on another post. > > I kind of figured that " chocolate " lovers, of > which I remembered you were one, would like > the story. > > elaine > your neighbor.. allergic to chocolate.. no > Halloween candy in the house.. (wouldn't > matter anyway, I am still not able to get > up and down the stairs without Ed's help, > so the candy would be " safe " downstairs!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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