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In a message dated 12/29/00 12:07:13 AM Central Standard Time, PAPrichard

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The local car dealer, who was known to have taken advantage of several

people in the community, informed a farmer that he was coming over to

purchase a cow. The farmer priced the cow as follows:

BASIC COW................$499.95

Shipping/Handling.........$35.75

Extra stomach.............$79.25

Two tone exterior........$142.10

Produce storage

compartment............$126.50

Heavy duty straw

chopper................$189.60

Four spigot/high output

drain system...........$149.20

Automatic flyswatter......$88.50

Genuine cowhide

upholstery.............$179.90

Deluxe dual horns.........$59.25

Automatic fertilizer

attachment.............$338.40

4X4 traction drive

assembly...............$884.16

Pre delivery wash/comb....$69.80

FARMER'S SUGGESTED

LIST PRICE............$2843.36

Additional dealer

adjustments............$300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE W/OPTIONS

$3143.36

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