Guest guest Posted November 30, 2000 Report Share Posted November 30, 2000 ann: I thought that was a kind reply " short and sweet " and not wordy like mine sometimes are. Well, here is something for those who have children or work at schools. I found it to be pretty funny. I figure this is LP related as some LP's have children. Enjoy! Cyndi " Hello. You have reached the automated answering service for your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection: To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 To make lame excuses for why your child did not complete his work - Press 2 To complain about what we do - Press 3 To cuss out a particular staff member - Press 4 To ask why you did not get needed information that was already sent in two newsletters and several bulletins mailed to you - Press 5 If you want us to raise your child - Press 6 If you just want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone - Press 7 To request another teacher for your child for the third time this year - Press 8 If you really have an emergency, dial 9-1-1 because all the other lines will be busy. Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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