OTP Joke - Maybe Offensive to Some WARNING

[Guest guest]

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day

when Ted looks over at his wife and says: " Your butt is getting really

big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue. "

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill

and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his

wife's bottom. " Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider

than the barbecue!!!! "

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed,

Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife

who completely brushes him off. " What's wrong? " he asks.

She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill

for one little weenie? "