OFF TOPIC~~Re: MailBits Jokes--A Moving Experience

[Guest guest]

Since I find myself at the doc all the time for obvious reasons, my arty, I

found this funny. haha! ~Rainy Sue

Today's MailBits.com Joke:

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> Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done

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> " It's terrible, " she said, " I haven't moved my bowels in a

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> " I see. Have you done anything about it? " asked the doctor.

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> " Naturally, " she replied, " I sit in the bathroom for a half-

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> " No, " the doctor said, " I mean do you take anything? "

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> " Naturally, " she answered, " I take a book. "

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> Quick Wit:

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> How many nuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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> Nun