Guest guest Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Get pregnant (doesn't work for the men). Have a nonsleeping child. Lose 700 hours of sleep between pregnancy and the first year of the child's life. Have a toddler who is a nonstop ActionBoy. Spend your nonworking hours building forts, climbing jungle gyms, chasing your toddler. Have said toddler wake up at 5 a.m. every morning and go to bed at 9 p.m. everynight with a 20 minute nap. BP's sleep solution results in instant sleep the minute head hits the pillow at 10 p.m. after one hour of " personal time " spent removing oatmeal from the dog's fur, picking up 25 toys cars and scrubbing blueberry stains from the kitchen floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Too funny! As a single parent with TWIN toddlers, 3 teens, and a full-time job outside the home... Man oh Man can I relate! For those of you too " mature " or the wrong gender to get pregnant, try it with grandkids (or borrow the neighbors toddlers - they'll love you!). My mom says that she always sleeps like a rock when she comes to visit us (and even gets tired just listening to our house on the phone) =) > Get pregnant (doesn't work for the men). > > Have a nonsleeping child. > > Lose 700 hours of sleep between pregnancy and the first year of the > child's life. > > Have a toddler who is a nonstop ActionBoy. Spend your nonworking > hours building forts, climbing jungle gyms, chasing your toddler. > > Have said toddler wake up at 5 a.m. every morning and go to bed at 9 > p.m. everynight with a 20 minute nap. > > BP's sleep solution results in instant sleep the minute head hits the > pillow at 10 p.m. after one hour of " personal time " spent removing > oatmeal from the dog's fur, picking up 25 toys cars and scrubbing > blueberry stains from the kitchen floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 Yes. Went through that with the two kids. Even now and then with the grandkids (as little as I can get away with). Solution no longer valid (thank goodness) . The baby factory is shut down (which is all for the best). on 2/25/2004 1:22 PM, bernadettepawlik at bernadettepawlik@... wrote: > Get pregnant (doesn't work for the men). > > Have a nonsleeping child. > > Lose 700 hours of sleep between pregnancy and the first year of the > child's life. > > Have a toddler who is a nonstop ActionBoy. Spend your nonworking > hours building forts, climbing jungle gyms, chasing your toddler. > > Have said toddler wake up at 5 a.m. every morning and go to bed at 9 > p.m. everynight with a 20 minute nap. > > BP's sleep solution results in instant sleep the minute head hits the > pillow at 10 p.m. after one hour of " personal time " spent removing > oatmeal from the dog's fur, picking up 25 toys cars and scrubbing > blueberry stains from the kitchen floor. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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