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JW: here's another variation:

A man is marooned on a desert Island and comes across a few other men who

were previously marooned there. He asks them what they do for " female

companionship " and they tell him " we use the monkeys " . " What! " says the

latest arrival, " you'll never catch me with a monkey! " .

As time goes by, the monkeys start looking better and better to him. So one

day he proceeds to copulate with one of the female monkeys. The other men

happen by and start laughing hysterically. " Why are you laughing? " he asks.

" It was you guys who told me to use the monkeys! "

" That's true " they tell him, " but you picked the ugliest monkey on the

island " .

on 6/3/2004 4:03 PM, jwwright at jwwright@... wrote:

.. A

> joke an old guy once told about two miners that go into Alaska and they gear

> up and are told to use the " boards " for female companionship. In spring only

> one returns and when asked about the second guy, he says, I killed him. I

> caught him in bed with my board.

>

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