Guest guest Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 JW: here's another variation: A man is marooned on a desert Island and comes across a few other men who were previously marooned there. He asks them what they do for " female companionship " and they tell him " we use the monkeys " . " What! " says the latest arrival, " you'll never catch me with a monkey! " . As time goes by, the monkeys start looking better and better to him. So one day he proceeds to copulate with one of the female monkeys. The other men happen by and start laughing hysterically. " Why are you laughing? " he asks. " It was you guys who told me to use the monkeys! " " That's true " they tell him, " but you picked the ugliest monkey on the island " . on 6/3/2004 4:03 PM, jwwright at jwwright@... wrote: .. A > joke an old guy once told about two miners that go into Alaska and they gear > up and are told to use the " boards " for female companionship. In spring only > one returns and when asked about the second guy, he says, I killed him. I > caught him in bed with my board. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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