I noticed this lady sitting on her front step in Miami.rtf

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This says it all!

Complements of

Wally Dickson

I noticed this lady sitting on her front step in Miami.

I said: " I

couldn't help noticing how happy you look!

What is your

secret for such a long, happy life? "

She said: " I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day; " " Before

I go to bed, I smoke a nice big cigar. Apart from that, I drink a

whole pint of Jack s every day, and eat only junk food. On weekends

I lay around and do no exercise at all. "

I said: " This

is absolutely amazing at your age!! "

" Would

you mind my asking.... How old exactly are you? "

" Twenty

four. "