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Humorous Medical Dictionary Artery: The study of paintings. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. Barium: What to do when patients die. Benign: What you be after you be eight. Catscan: Hunting for Kitty. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome. Colic: A sheep dog. Coma: A punctuation mark. DandC: Where Washington is. Dilate: To live long. Enema: Not a friend. Fester: Quicker than the other guy. Fibula: A small lie.

G.I. Series: World series of military baseball. Hangnail: What you hang your coat on. Impotent: Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work. Lower G.I.: Privates and Corporals. Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane. Morbid: A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates. Node: Not a doubt. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Pap Smear: A fatherhood test. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative: A letter carrier. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery. Secretion: Hiding something. Seizure: Roman emperor. Tablet: A small table. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport. Tumor: One more than one. Urine: Opposite of you're out. Upper G.I.: Colonels and Generals. Varicose: Near by/close by.