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Hi , that was so funny! Only it wasn't a joke, was it? Gee, I know my

cats get better treatment than I do, and it now it seems dogs do too. where

does that put us poor humans on the totem pole?

All the best, Joan

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From: kjc <k_j_cotten@...>

Joint Replacement

Sent: Fri, March 11, 2011 7:53:44 AM

Subject: hip humor

Two patients limp into two different

medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and

appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined

within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for

surgery the following week.

The second

sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then

waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which

isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled

for a year from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The first is a Golden Retriever. The second is a Senior Citizen.

in TX

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Joan Kell wrote:

> Hi , that was so funny! Only it wasn't a joke, was it? Gee, I know my

> cats get better treatment than I do, and it now it seems dogs do too. where

> does that put us poor humans on the totem pole?

> All the best, Joan

>

As Aesop would say: the moral of the story is, the next time you need a

joint replacement visit your veterinary surgeon!! ;^)

Mick.

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It was funny, but in a sad way!

We should mail it to our Congressmen and women.

Lynn

LTHR Oct 09

From: Joan Kell <kell_joan@...>

Subject: Re: hip humor

Joint Replacement

Date: Friday, March 11, 2011, 8:04 AM

Hi ,  that was so funny!  Only it wasn't a joke, was it?  Gee,  I know my

cats get better treatment than I do, and it now it seems dogs do too.  where

does that put us poor humans on the totem pole?

All the best, Joan

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From: kjc <k_j_cotten@...>

Joint Replacement

Sent: Fri, March 11, 2011 7:53:44 AM

Subject: hip humor

 

Two patients limp into two different

medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and

appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined

within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for

surgery the following week.

The second

sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then

waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which

isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled

for a year from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The first is a Golden Retriever. The second is a Senior Citizen.

in TX

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