a mobile home for LPs :P , a must see!

May 1, 2011

and notice what's pulling it too?

i have seen many things in my life, several of which were either outrageous or

unbelievable or both, but never an all LP trailer park. now, wouldn't that be

cool tho, i think so!

in fact, i was lucky to have been in one and here is a transcript of 2 LPs in

such a trailer park having a convo copied and pasted here for you, enjoy.

Darrel: Hey Mabel, you scene the remote? I cain't find it for sum reason?

Mabel: check the seat of your pants, that's where it waz las, hun. remember?

Darrel: oh yeah, u rite, it's thar again. thancs.

Darrel again, later on: Hey Mabel, can ya gets supt. grady to turn on the

community hose so thay, the liddle ones can uuze their Slip n Slide, k.

Mabel: ok, dear, just uuze don't use it, prumise. cuz remember last time u slid

on yer back hard and waz laid up for munths, remember?

Darrel: yeah. dang us and our Achon backs!

Darrel again: Hey Mabel, me forgot nother thing.

Mabel: wut?

Darrel: tell grady to moe the community rec yard also, so that we adult LPs can

play us a round of Jarts (lawn darts). but tell the youngin's they cain't play,

cuz they may get those Jarts stuck in their hed and end up lookin like potted

flowers, k.

Mabel: k, but what if tiny old man Jasper wants to play? i know he shurter than

most of us, but he luvs them Jarts.

Darrel: oh yeah, dang me, me forgot about Tiny Jasper. OK, he can play but he's

gotta sit on my shoulders and only when I is sitting on my scooter, k. cuz Tiny

Jasper ain't so little another way. he kinda wide sideways, if ya knoe what i

mean?

Mabel: yus, i do knoe, dear. i'll tell Jasper right quick, thancs.

lol, grady, who knows all this and more! haha

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