10 things you can say to a dwarf, all by grady

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'Ello chap, things are looking up, wouldn't you say?

Is it me, or have they lowered the floor?

Hey, you always find the coin on the ground before I do.

You may smell the first fart, but it lingers by me:(.

Height may be measured by inches, but you my gradysir, are one fine

tall dish.

You may never capture up with your arms as they are too short to fully

wrap around me, but you may capture my heart;).

Success is a long shot for most, but you my gradysir, won't have to

shoot as far.

It's better to have thy head in the sun than in the clouds, like me.

'Ello lass, whoever said that class can't be low obviously never met

you;).

When you cry your tears have a shorter distance to fall, so recovery

is faster for you.

When you joke your laughter has more room to reach out and touch

someone, unlike mine.

You are the most 'green' person on earth. Here is one example, when

you take a bath, you don't need as much water as I do when filling the

tub. Al Gore would love you!

luv, grady:P