Re: You know you are having a bad day when...

[Guest guest]

LOLOL! those are hilarious, and very very familiar! Especially the

menacing gurgle!

-- In , NW <hopekay@...> wrote:

>

> I think what everyone could use right now is a little humor. I am

starting a list of things I am sure some people can relate to that

would suggest you having a bad day related to your WLS. Feel free to

add to it, maybe sleeve people can chime in, too!

>

> You know you are having a bad day with a Lap Band when:

>

> - You spend an hour slowly eating a baby sized yogurt.

> - You take a sip of water and hear that menacing gurgling noise

coming from somewhere in your chest.

> - A protein shake is the most exciting meal of your day.

> - You just ate half of soft chewable chocolate chip cookie and it

comes right back to haunt you (that's ok, you shouldn't have had it

anyway).

> - Your three year old finishes his dinner long before you do, and

it's double the size.

> - You go for a check up under fluro, and hear the doctor say " Uh

Oh " .

> - Your doctor cannot find the port, and you come back from a fill

with a

> bruise the size of a large grapefruit in the middle of your stomach.

> - You thought you had a 3 cc fill but only 1 comes out.

> - You develop a second belly button where the port is. Whoops.

> - You wake up to discover you have more hair on your pillow than on

your head.

> - The only part of Christmas dinner you can stomach is eggnog.

>