You know you are having a bad day when...

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I think what everyone could use right now is a little humor. I am starting a

list of things I am sure some people can relate to that would suggest you having

a bad day related to your WLS. Feel free to add to it, maybe sleeve people can

chime in, too!

You know you are having a bad day with a Lap Band when:

- You spend an hour slowly eating a baby sized yogurt.

- You take a sip of water and hear that menacing gurgling noise coming from

somewhere in your chest.

- A protein shake is the most exciting meal of your day.

- You just ate half of soft chewable chocolate chip cookie and it comes right

back to haunt you (that's ok, you shouldn't have had it anyway).

- Your three year old finishes his dinner long before you do, and it's double

the size.

- You go for a check up under fluro, and hear the doctor say " Uh Oh " .

- Your doctor cannot find the port, and you come back from a fill with a

bruise the size of a large grapefruit in the middle of your stomach.

- You thought you had a 3 cc fill but only 1 comes out.

- You develop a second belly button where the port is. Whoops.

- You wake up to discover you have more hair on your pillow than on your head.

- The only part of Christmas dinner you can stomach is eggnog.