Guest guest Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Three men were hiking through a forest... when they came upon a large, raging river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs... and he was able to get across in about an hour, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof! God gave him a boat and strong arms and strong legs. and he was able to get across in about a half hour after almost capsizing once .. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof!!! HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN! She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife would have approached the task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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