Guest guest Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 THE PITA man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.A subjective person came along and said, "I feel for you down there."An objective person walked by and said, "It's logical that someone Would fall down there."A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits."A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit.A news reporter wanted an exclusive story on the pit.An IRS Agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.A self-pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've Seen my pit!"A fire-and-brimstone preacher said, "You deserve your pit."A psychiatrist noted, "Your mother and father are to blame for your Being in that pit."A self-esteem therapist said, "Believe in yourself and you can get Out of that pit."An optimist said, "Things could get worse."A pessimist claimed, "Things WILL get worse."GOD, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of The pit. Aseem Kaistha It's your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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