The Gremlin Stole the Socks

[Guest guest]

 

Mystery

Socks always lost in the clothesline

from their hangers they get lost

and can’t trace where they go

for sure don’t have to blame the wind

the alien

the monster

or the goblin

 

wondering

why socks got lost in the dryer

until I found this klepto

weird

for sure he won’t use the socks

 for Christmas

but I don’t know why

he’s stealing those

foot fetish perhaps

Maybe he’ll smell those socks

I can buy new socks for him

but he just prefer the ones in the clothes dryer

which were already used by others

Strange

 

but it’s okay

it feels good

to wear

a new pair socks

everyday

 

~champs

*poems