Guest guest Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Letters to God from Tiny Tots Posted: 2008-03-06 20:07:50 UTC+05:30 Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot Dear God, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made The Silent Treatment Posted: 2008-03-06 20:06:23 UTC+05:30 A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Tiny Wits Posted: 2008-03-05 21:30:39 UTC+05:30 1. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or Talking clock Posted: 2008-03-05 21:30:35 UTC+05:30 Late one night, while proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den... "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" asked one of the friends. "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Horse Limousine (Uniquest ever) Posted: 2008-03-02 18:37:22 UTC+05:30 Most innovative request for a salary hike! Posted: 2008-03-02 18:37:03 UTC+05:30 A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:- Dear Sir, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer Cost cutting Posted: 2008-03-02 18:36:58 UTC+05:30 A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50 "Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing." A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5. "What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. Office Bulletins Posted: 2008-02-28 19:09:32 UTC+05:30 The Jigsaw Puzzle Posted: 2008-02-28 19:09:07 UTC+05:30 A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay The Telegram Posted: 2008-02-28 19:09:05 UTC+05:30 Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull I work for MONEY Posted: 2008-02-25 19:25:40 UTC+05:30 Strategy to Dispose Junk Posted: 2008-02-25 19:25:21 UTC+05:30 Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to take home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to Self-appraisal Posted: 2008-02-25 19:25:17 UTC+05:30 A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to All Fakes Posted: 2008-02-24 20:33:30 UTC+05:30 Little ny went into a hobby shop, took a toy plane, and gave the shopkeeper fake money. Never Underestimate Your Teacher Posted: 2008-02-24 20:31:23 UTC+05:30 One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. Encouraging Prayers Posted: 2008-02-24 20:25:14 UTC+05:30 A priest and bus driver lived together and one day they also together died. Married Life Posted: 2008-02-21 20:06:52 UTC+05:30 Just WHY Posted: 2008-02-21 20:06:42 UTC+05:30 *Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? *Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account? *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? *Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? *Why do they use sterilized needles for I am NOT FREE Posted: 2008-02-21 20:06:36 UTC+05:30 Memorial Day weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free." One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said, "I'm not free." The Team Work Posted: 2008-02-19 18:47:43 UTC+05:30 More Team Work Posted: 2008-02-19 18:47:33 UTC+05:30 Swollen Leg Posted: 2008-02-19 18:47:17 UTC+05:30 A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He Pretend Posted: 2008-02-19 18:47:10 UTC+05:30 Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore." So she drove the boat to shore. Leave of Absence Posted: 2008-02-19 18:46:46 UTC+05:30 A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employers home phone number and was greeted with a Child Positive Attitude Posted: 2008-02-18 20:13:32 UTC+05:30 A very old lady looked in the mirror one morning. She had three remaining hairs on her head, and being a positive soul, she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she braided her three hairs, and she had a great day. Some days later, looking in the mirror one morning, preparing for her day, she saw that she had only two hairs remaining. "Hmm, two hairs... I fancy a centre parting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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