Guest guest Posted August 1, 2002 Report Share Posted August 1, 2002 Subject: FW: FROG > > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her > name plate that the teller's name is Whack. So, he says, " Mrs. > Whack, > > I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation. " > > Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to > borrow. > > The frog says, " $30,000. " > > The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit > Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank > manager. > > Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he > will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has > anything he can use as collateral. > > The frog says, " Sure. I have this, " and produces a tiny pink porcelain > elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. > > Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the > manager and disappears into a back office. > > She finds the manager and says: " There is a frog called Kermit Jagger > out > there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants > to > use this as collateral. " She holds up the tiny pink elephant. " I mean, > what > the heck is this? " > > > > (are you ready?) > > > > > > > > (are you sure?) > > > > > > > > (you're gonna hate me!) > > > > > > > > > > The bank manager looks back at her and says, " It's a knick knack, Patti > Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone. " > > > > > > COME ON . . . SMILE. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD. ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here --------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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