Re: Hope this brings a smile to your face!!

[Guest guest]

It's entirely possible that the docs don't discriminate between

thyroids and haemorrhoids !

hence the indifferent treatment; oops, sorry madam, no wonder the

treatment isn't working....how did you say you were using those

tablets again?

Anon

>

> Slightly 'off' topic to what we normally discuss but I had to share

this

> as I hope it will bring a smile to someones face - it did mine

after I'd

> finished laughing!!

>

> Yesterday my 12 year old son said to me, " Mum, does your thyroid

problem

> make your bum really painful? "

>

> I asked him what he meant.

>

> " You know, having thyroids can make your bum hurt '

>

> Then the penny dropped.

>

> " Do you mean haemorrhoids " I said.

>

> " ah yes its haemorrhoids that make your bum hurt, not thyroids!!' he

> said

>

> Mind you, I suppose HypoT is a pain in the ar$e []

>

> luv Justeen

>

[Guest guest]

hahahahahaahaha Yes, that is all good stuff for cheering us up

thankyou

luv Dawnx

the lady with roids at both ends hehe

[Guest guest]

…and

did you explain to him that sometimes, thyroids are a pain in the bum Justeen.

Many sufferers get haemorrhoids because of the constipation caused

through their thyroid dysfunction.

Luv -

Sheila

Yesterday my 12 year old son said to me, " Mum, does your thyroid problem

make your bum really painful? "

[Guest guest]

From the mouth of babes......

Very funny

[Guest guest]

This reminds me of something I posted on the chat forum a few days

ago but think it might be appreciated here too. Check out number 17 -

Maybe Justeeen's son is onto something!!!

Tracey

ps- WOULD a doctor ever do a rectal exam to check the thyroid??

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Do you ever worry about the NHS at all? You should -

These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS

Greater Glasgow

1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with

only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she

was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a

year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it

disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to

be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but

forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life

until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for

physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

..

27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his

airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady

pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate

directions in early December.

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. , who felt we

should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a

job as a stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he

was feeling better.

>

> Yesterday my 12 year old son said to me, " Mum, does your thyroid

problem

> make your bum really painful? "

>

> I asked him what he meant.

>

> " You know, having thyroids can make your bum hurt '

>

> Then the penny dropped.

>

> " Do you mean haemorrhoids " I said.

>

> " ah yes its haemorrhoids that make your bum hurt, not thyroids!!'

he

> said

>

> Mind you, I suppose HypoT is a pain in the ar$e []

>

> luv Justeen

[Guest guest]

Nice

one Tracey )

Luv -

Sheila

This reminds me of something I posted on the chat

forum a few days

ago but think it might be appreciated here too. Check out number 17 -

Maybe Justeeen's son is onto something!!!

Tracey

ps- WOULD a doctor ever do a rectal exam to check the thyroid??

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

,___

[Guest guest]

Oh Tracey, that made me laugh out loud. Brilliant!

[Guest guest]

Oh I know that, he was just getting confused with his words.

Luv Justeen

>

> .and did you explain to him that sometimes, thyroids are a pain in

the bum

> Justeen. Many sufferers get haemorrhoids because of the

constipation caused

> through their thyroid dysfunction.

>

>

>

> Luv - Sheila

>

>

>

> Yesterday my 12 year old son said to me, " Mum, does your thyroid problem

> make your bum really painful? "

>

[Guest guest]

I

know , but this was just my sense of humour!

Luv -

Sheila

Oh I know that, he was just getting confused with his words.

Luv Justeen

>

> .and did you explain to him that sometimes, thyroids are a pain in the bum

> Justeen. Many sufferers get haemorrhoids because of the

constipation caused through

their thyroid dysfunction.

[Guest guest]

Sorry Sheila!!! Is being a bit fick today!!!

Luv Justeen xx

> I know , but this was just my sense of humour!

> Luv - Sheila

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