Laughter is the best medicine.

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Compliments of Marty!

ttle Boy, Turkey Hunting A game warden was driving down the road when he cameupon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get thatturkey?"The boy replied, "What turkey?"The game warden said, "That turkey you're carryingunder your arm."The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee here, aturkey done roosted under my arm!"The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkeyseason is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey,I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'mgonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'llbreak your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do toyou. So, what are you gonna do with him?"The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his assand let him go!"