Re: Joke of the day.

[Guest guest]

I remember when I had my 2 little girls,

they were about 3-4

we went into a wallmart or something like that

The Girls wanted to try the bikes

I don't care

we got on and started riding ALL OVER the store,

boy,we had fun!!!

untill we were stoped and asked to leave...

memories of hiding in the clothes rack and chasing

each other all over stores

like our personal playground

while Sandy did the shopping

I sure do miss my girls!!

Stompingelk

--- Joyce Hudson <bjoyful@...> wrote:

> Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists

> that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with

> all the shopping.

>

> He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton

> loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from

> the store.

>

> Dear Mrs. Fenton,

>

> Over the past six months, your husband has been

> causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot

> tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from

> our stores.

>

> We have documented all incidents on our video

> surveillance equipment.All complaints against Mr.

> Fenton are listed below.

>

> Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was

> shopping in Wal-Mart:

>

> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly

> put them in people's carts when they weren't

> looking.

>

> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to

> go off at 5-minute intervals.

>

> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor

> leading to the restrooms.

>

> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in

> an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and

> watched what happened.

>

> 5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put

> a bag of M & M's on layaway.

>

> 6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a

> carpeted area.

>

> 7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department

> and told others hoppers he'd invite them in if

> they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

>

> 8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him ,

> he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people

> just leave me alone?'

>

> 9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera;

> used it as a mirror,and picked his nose.

>

> 10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting

> department, asked the clerk if he knows where to

> find the anti-depressants.

>

> 11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously

> loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

>

> 12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his

> 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

>

> 13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people

> browse through, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

>

> 14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud

> speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams

> 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!'

>

> And last, but not least ...

>

> 15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door

> waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey,

> There's no toilet paper in here!'

>

> SEND THIS ON.

> And remember that children laugh an average of 146

> times a day; adults

> laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter

> in your day.

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