If you have a Mc’s near by, give it a try!

[Guest guest]

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th

birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels good about the

results.

On her way home, she stops at newsagents to buy a

newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, " I

hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you

think I am? " " About 32, " is the reply. " Nope! I'm

exactly 50, " the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into Mc 's and

asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, " I'd say about 29. " The woman

replies with a big smile, " Nope, I'm 50. "

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops

in a drug store on her way down the

street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints

and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk

responds, " Oh, I'd say 30. " Again she proudly

responds, " I'm 50, but thank you! "

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old

man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, " I'm 78 and my eyesight is going.

Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way

to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward,

but it requires you t o let me put my hands under your

bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how

old you are. "

They wait in silence on the empty street until her

curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts

out, " What the hell, go ahead. "

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins

to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces

and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each

nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them

against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, " Okay,

okay...How old am I? " He completes one last squeeze of

her breasts, removes his hands,and says, " Madam, you

are 50. "

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, " That was

incredible, how could you tell? "

The old man says, " Promise you won't get mad? " " I

promise I won't. " she says.

" I was behind you in Mc's! "

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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