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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? > > Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one> else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know> that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS> before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be> able to find the # & %!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the> SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God,> actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to> change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND> UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!> BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER> WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES O F GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP> THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND> DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! > > > I'm sorry. What was the question?>

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From: Joyce Hudson

Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 8:09 PM

Subject: [ ] Just had to send this! Well we all need to laugh more.

Subject: Subject: Its the Truth

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? > > Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one> else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know> that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS> before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be> able to find the # & %!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the> SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God,> actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to> change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND> UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!> BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER> WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES O F GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP> THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND> DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! > > > I'm sorry. What was the question?>

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