Re: A bald man with a wooden leg

[Guest guest]

Thanks for a GREAT Halloween joke! Ellie

----- Original Message -----

From: Marty Cline

martin stompingelk cline

Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:56 PM

Subject: [ ] A bald man with a wooden leg

Bald Man A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to aHalloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wearto hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costumecompany to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with thefollowing note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. Thespotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and,with your wooden leg, you will be just right as apirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible because they haveemphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter ofcomplaint. A week goes by and he receives anotherparcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's costume. Thelong robe will cover your wooden leg and, with yourbald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Now the man is really upset since they have gone fromemphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his baldhead so again he writes the company another nastyletter of complaint. The next day he gets a smallparcel and a note, which reads: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molassesand a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses overyour bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your woodenleg up your ass and go as a caramel apple. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Spiritual freedom is my birthright. I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mentalprejudices and stereotypes of others. I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulateme or deceive me. I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love. Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritualfreedom.__________________________________________________

[Guest guest]

I am glad you liked it!!

Marty Stompingelk

--- Ellie Sale <fsale@...> wrote:

> Thanks for a GREAT Halloween joke! Ellie

> ----- Original Message -----

> From: Marty Cline

> martin stompingelk cline

> Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:56 PM

> Subject: [ ] A bald man with a

> wooden leg

>

>

> Bald Man

>

> A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a

> Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to

> wear

> to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a

> costume

> company to explain his problem.

>

> A few days later he received a parcel with the

> following note:

>

> Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.

> The

> spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head

> and,

> with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a

> pirate.

>

> Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

>

> The man thinks this is terrible because they have

> emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a

> letter of

> complaint. A week goes by and he receives another

> parcel and a note, which says:

>

> Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's costume.

> The

> long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with

> your

> bald head, you will really look the part.

>

> Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

>

> Now the man is really upset since they have gone

> from

> emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald

> head so again he writes the company another nasty

> letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small

> parcel and a note, which reads:

>

> Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of

> molasses

> and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over

> your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your

> wooden

> leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

>

> Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

>

> Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

> I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above

> mental

> prejudices and stereotypes of others.

> I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can

> manipulate

> me or deceive me.

> I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and

> love.

> Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

> freedom.

>

> __________________________________________________

>

[Guest guest]

This is sooooo baaaad! Lol! But hilarious! Thanks Marty, I really needed a laugh! Love, Joy

----- Original Message -----

From: Marty Cline

martin stompingelk cline

Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2007 7:56 PM

Subject: [ ] A bald man with a wooden leg

Bald Man A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to aHalloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wearto hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costumecompany to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with thefollowing note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. Thespotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and,with your wooden leg, you will be just right as apirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible because they haveemphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter ofcomplaint. A week goes by and he receives anotherparcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's costume. Thelong robe will cover your wooden leg and, with yourbald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Now the man is really upset since they have gone fromemphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his baldhead so again he writes the company another nastyletter of complaint. The next day he gets a smallparcel and a note, which reads: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molassesand a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses overyour bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your woodenleg up your ass and go as a caramel apple. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Spiritual freedom is my birthright. I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mentalprejudices and stereotypes of others. I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulateme or deceive me. I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love. Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritualfreedom.__________________________________________________