A man ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day

while his wife

stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he

Prayed:

" Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours

while my wife

merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go

through, so please

allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a

woman

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the

kids, set out

their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their

lunches, drove them

to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

took it to the

cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

went grocery shopping,

then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the

bills and balanced

the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and

bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the

beds, do the

laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen

floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an

argument with

them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got

the kids organized

to do their homework, then set up the ironing board

and watched TV

while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing

vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for

supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the

dishwasher, folded

laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily

chores weren't

finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make

love, which he managed

to get through without complaint. The next morning, he

awoke and

immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't

know what I was

thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able

to stay home all day.

Please, oh please, let us trade back. "

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: " My son, I

feel you have

learned your lesson and I will be happy to change

things back to the way

they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,

though. You got

pregnant last night. "

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