A bald man with a wooden leg

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Bald Man

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a

Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear

to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume

company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the

following note:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The

spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and,

with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a

pirate.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have

emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of

complaint. A week goes by and he receives another

parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The

long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your

bald head, you will really look the part.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from

emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald

head so again he writes the company another nasty

letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small

parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses

and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over

your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden

leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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