Re: Auld aquaintance: be forgot!

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That was great - a little freaky, maybe a bit close to the bone - as they say -

on occasion

- but GREAT!

Happy New Year all. May it be free of wheezes, sinus headaches, and other

unpleasantries

and instead full of abundance in all things and good health.

ie

>

> 2008, dawn . . .

>

> *

>

> Oh now come all ye groupies, arise from your lazing . . .

>

> You know Doctor Max, and his Triad amazing:

> You wheeze on the in-hale and wheeze on the ex-

> And your nose is like concrete, with polyps that vex.

>

> If your head aches like crazy, then what is your practice?

> Ingesting an aspirin? . . Hah! Anaphylaxis!

>

> **

>

> So what is the project for two aught aught eight?

> And just how will you murder this damn thing you hate?

>

> Will you bring in the Surgeons to ream and to hack,

> When the polyps so soon, as you know, will come back?

>

> Is a Diet the treatment upon which you'll bet?

> But hey! Life is too short: so to NAET I say nyet.

>

> Maybe Prednisone helps, in significant doses,

> But no bed of roses is osteonecrosis.

>

> Desensitization? It may be the way:

> With some hair of the dog, in just four pills per day.

> Yes, a gram and a third of a double-edged knife,

> That will help you get better or may take your life.

>

> Try: with salt or with onion, to make a solution,

> And squirt it upstairs as a nasal ablution,

> The output of this being shapes in the sink,

> The components of which you will not want to think.

> It is called Irrigation, and some heed that call

> So they flush away, flush away, flush away all.

>

> There is more to pursue, as you sip your libation,

> And not least of which: Homeopathic Vibration.

>

> ***

>

> But too many treatments, and not enough cure;

> And there's too many experts and doctors unsure.

>

> An affliction so magic, so wond'rous and clever,

> It does give one pause: will it curse us forever?

> Let's treat it as fun, or a puzzle, or game,

> With eventual vict'ry, in Max's good name.

>

> Will the ultimate fix, the solution effective,

> Come down from the " gurus " ? Or wisdom collective?

> The group has more wisdom than any group-ie,

> It's the group that will conquer, proclaiming " Whoopee! " .

>

> With a cudgel in one hand, some bubbly in t'other,

> Join into the fray, with all sisters and brothers.

> An answer is out there, in hope and good cheer,

> In the meantime a wish: to live merry all year.

>

> ****

>

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Well, who would have thought that Samters could bring out the creative in someone! What fun to read. We may not have a cure yet but we do have a sense of humor. Thanks for that and Happy New Year. Janeq2 <kenwest@...> wrote: 2008, dawn . . .* Oh now come all ye groupies, arise from your lazing . . .You know Doctor Max, and his Triad amazing:You wheeze on the in-hale and wheeze on the ex-And your nose is like concrete, with polyps that vex.If your head aches like

crazy, then what is your practice?Ingesting an aspirin? . . Hah! Anaphylaxis!**So what is the project for two aught aught eight?And just how will you murder this damn thing you hate?Will you bring in the Surgeons to ream and to hack,When the polyps so soon, as you know, will come back?Is a Diet the treatment upon which you'll bet?But hey! Life is too short: so to NAET I say nyet.Maybe Prednisone helps, in significant doses,But no bed of roses is osteonecrosis.Desensitization? It may be the way:With some hair of the dog, in just four pills per day.Yes, a gram and a third of a double-edged knife,That will help you get better or may take your life.Try: with salt or with onion, to make a solution,And squirt it upstairs as a nasal ablution,The output of this being shapes in the sink,The components of which you will not want to think.It is called Irrigation, and some heed that

callSo they flush away, flush away, flush away all.There is more to pursue, as you sip your libation,And not least of which: Homeopathic Vibration.*** But too many treatments, and not enough cure;And there's too many experts and doctors unsure.An affliction so magic, so wond'rous and clever,It does give one pause: will it curse us forever?Let's treat it as fun, or a puzzle, or game,With eventual vict'ry, in Max's good name.Will the ultimate fix, the solution effective,Come down from the "gurus"? Or wisdom collective?The group has more wisdom than any group-ie,It's the group that will conquer, proclaiming "Whoopee!".With a cudgel in one hand, some bubbly in t'other,Join into the fray, with all sisters and brothers.An answer is out there, in hope and good cheer,In the meantime a wish: to live merry all year.****

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Ken, that's brilliant!!! I love it! And all so true! Happy New Year to you all...... Becky xxq2 <kenwest@...> wrote: 2008, dawn . . .* Oh now come all ye groupies, arise from your lazing . . .You know Doctor Max, and his Triad amazing:You wheeze on the in-hale and wheeze on the ex-And your nose is like concrete, with polyps that vex.If your head aches like crazy, then what is your practice?Ingesting an aspirin? . . Hah! Anaphylaxis!**So what is the

project for two aught aught eight?And just how will you murder this damn thing you hate?Will you bring in the Surgeons to ream and to hack,When the polyps so soon, as you know, will come back?Is a Diet the treatment upon which you'll bet?But hey! Life is too short: so to NAET I say nyet.Maybe Prednisone helps, in significant doses,But no bed of roses is osteonecrosis.Desensitization? It may be the way:With some hair of the dog, in just four pills per day.Yes, a gram and a third of a double-edged knife,That will help you get better or may take your life.Try: with salt or with onion, to make a solution,And squirt it upstairs as a nasal ablution,The output of this being shapes in the sink,The components of which you will not want to think.It is called Irrigation, and some heed that callSo they flush away, flush away, flush away all.There is more to pursue, as you sip your

libation,And not least of which: Homeopathic Vibration.*** But too many treatments, and not enough cure;And there's too many experts and doctors unsure.An affliction so magic, so wond'rous and clever,It does give one pause: will it curse us forever?Let's treat it as fun, or a puzzle, or game,With eventual vict'ry, in Max's good name.Will the ultimate fix, the solution effective,Come down from the "gurus"? Or wisdom collective?The group has more wisdom than any group-ie,It's the group that will conquer, proclaiming "Whoopee!".With a cudgel in one hand, some bubbly in t'other,Join into the fray, with all sisters and brothers.An answer is out there, in hope and good cheer,In the meantime a wish: to live merry all year.****

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Ken,

That was GREAT FUN!

That´s the only way, thak it with HUMOR!

Thank you for sharing with us : )

HAPPY NEW YEAR : )

Ana

Auld aquaintance: be forgot!

2008, dawn . . .* Oh now come all ye groupies, arise from your lazing . . .You know Doctor Max, and his Triad amazing:You wheeze on the in-hale and wheeze on the ex-And your nose is like concrete, with polyps that vex.If your head aches like crazy, then what is your practice?Ingesting an aspirin? . . Hah! Anaphylaxis!**So what is the project for two aught aught eight?And just how will you murder this damn thing you hate?Will you bring in the Surgeons to ream and to hack,When the polyps so soon, as you know, will come back?Is a Diet the treatment upon which you'll bet?But hey! Life is too short: so to NAET I say nyet.Maybe Prednisone helps, in significant doses,But no bed of roses is osteonecrosis.Desensitization? It may be the way:With some hair of the dog, in just four pills per day.Yes, a gram and a third of a double-edged

knife,That will help you get better or may take your life.Try: with salt or with onion, to make a solution,And squirt it upstairs as a nasal ablution,The output of this being shapes in the sink,The components of which you will not want to think.It is called Irrigation, and some heed that callSo they flush away, flush away, flush away all.There is more to pursue, as you sip your libation,And not least of which: Homeopathic Vibration.*** But too many treatments, and not enough cure;And there's too many experts and doctors unsure.An affliction so magic, so wond'rous and clever,It does give one pause: will it curse us forever?Let's treat it as fun, or a puzzle, or game,With eventual vict'ry, in Max's good name.Will the ultimate fix, the solution effective,Come down from the "gurus"? Or wisdom collective?The group has more wisdom than any group-ie,It's the

group that will conquer, proclaiming "Whoopee!".With a cudgel in one hand, some bubbly in t'other,Join into the fray, with all sisters and brothers.An answer is out there, in hope and good cheer,In the meantime a wish: to live merry all year.****

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Thanks. We needed that.

Auld aquaintance: be forgot!

2008, dawn . . .* Oh now come all ye groupies, arise from your lazing . . .You know Doctor Max, and his Triad amazing:You wheeze on the in-hale and wheeze on the ex-And your nose is like concrete, with polyps that vex.If your head aches like crazy, then what is your practice?Ingesting an aspirin? . . Hah! Anaphylaxis!**So what is the project for two aught aught eight?And just how will you murder this damn thing you hate?Will you bring in the Surgeons to ream and to hack,When the polyps so soon, as you know, will come back?Is a Diet the treatment upon which you'll bet?But hey! Life is too short: so to NAET I say nyet.Maybe Prednisone helps, in significant doses,But no bed of roses is osteonecrosis.Desensitization? It may be the way:With some hair of the dog, in just four pills per day.Yes, a gram and a third of a double-edged knife,That will help you get better or may take your life.Try: with salt or with onion, to make a solution,And squirt it upstairs as a nasal ablution,The output of this being shapes in the sink,The components of which you will not want to think.It is called Irrigation, and some heed that callSo they flush away, flush away, flush away all.There is more to pursue, as you sip your libation,And not least of which: Homeopathic Vibration.*** But too many treatments, and not enough cure;And there's too many experts and doctors unsure.An affliction so magic, so wond'rous and clever,It does give one pause: will it curse us forever?Let's treat it as fun, or a puzzle, or game,With eventual vict'ry, in Max's good name.Will the ultimate fix, the solution effective,Come down from the "gurus"? Or wisdom collective?The group has more wisdom than any group-ie,It's the group that will conquer, proclaiming "Whoopee!".With a cudgel in one hand, some bubbly in t'other,Join into the fray, with all sisters and brothers.An answer is out there, in hope and good cheer,In the meantime a wish: to live merry all year.****

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Wow! Now THAT's poetic! I was actually LOLing!

Auld aquaintance: be forgot!

2008, dawn . . .* Oh now come all ye groupies, arise from your lazing . . .You know Doctor Max, and his Triad amazing:You wheeze on the in-hale and wheeze on the ex-And your nose is like concrete, with polyps that vex.If your head aches like crazy, then what is your practice?Ingesting an aspirin? . . Hah! Anaphylaxis!**So what is the project for two aught aught eight?And just how will you murder this damn thing you hate?Will you bring in the Surgeons to ream and to hack,When the polyps so soon, as you know, will come back?Is a Diet the treatment upon which you'll bet?But hey! Life is too short: so to NAET I say nyet.Maybe Prednisone helps, in significant doses,But no bed of roses is osteonecrosis.Desensitization? It may be the way:With some hair of the dog, in just four pills per day.Yes, a gram and a third of a double-edged

knife,That will help you get better or may take your life.Try: with salt or with onion, to make a solution,And squirt it upstairs as a nasal ablution,The output of this being shapes in the sink,The components of which you will not want to think.It is called Irrigation, and some heed that callSo they flush away, flush away, flush away all.There is more to pursue, as you sip your libation,And not least of which: Homeopathic Vibration.*** But too many treatments, and not enough cure;And there's too many experts and doctors unsure.An affliction so magic, so wond'rous and clever,It does give one pause: will it curse us forever?Let's treat it as fun, or a puzzle, or game,With eventual vict'ry, in Max's good name.Will the ultimate fix, the solution effective,Come down from the "gurus"? Or wisdom collective?The group has more wisdom than any group-ie,It's the

group that will conquer, proclaiming "Whoopee!".With a cudgel in one hand, some bubbly in t'other,Join into the fray, with all sisters and brothers.An answer is out there, in hope and good cheer,In the meantime a wish: to live merry all year.****