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HAHA..that is a very clever observation!!!

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--- Joyce Hudson <bjoyful@...> wrote:

> I had to send this from a sweet friend. It's funny,

> in a weird sort of way. Blessings, Joy

> ----- Original Message -----

>

>

>

>

>

> Guns vs. Doctors

>

> Here's a new twist on the firearms issue.

>

> Doctors:

>

> 1. The number of doctors in Canada is 700,000

>

> 2. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year

> are 120,000

>

> 3. Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%

>

> Statistics courtesy of the Canadian Dept of Health

> & Human Services

>

> Guns:

>

> 1. The number of guns owned in Canada is

> 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million)

>

> 2. The number of accidental gun deaths per year,

> all age groups, is 1,500

>

> 3. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner

> is 0.001875%

>

> Statistics courtesy of the RCMP

>

> So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000

> times more dangerous than gun owners.

>

> Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

>

> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE

> HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

>

> Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

> We must ban doctors before this gets completely out

> of hand!!!

>

> Out of concern for the public at large, I have

> withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock

> would cause people to panic

>

> and seek medical attention. Then we would be in

> real trouble.

>

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I think it's Great I'm going to make copy's and tell all my friends... I think I'll give one to my Docter...Joyce Hudson <bjoyful@...> wrote: I had to send this from a sweet friend. It's funny, in a weird sort of way. Blessings, Joy ----- Original Message ----- Guns vs. Doctors Here's a new twist on the firearms issue. Doctors: 1. The number of doctors in Canada is 700,000 2. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000 3. Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14% Statistics courtesy of the Canadian Dept of Health & Human Services Guns: 1. The number of guns owned in Canada is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million) 2. The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500 3. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875% Statistics courtesy of the RCMP So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors

do. FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this

gets completely out of hand!!! Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Then we would be in real trouble.

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In a message dated 12/12/2007 10:54:33 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, bjoyful@... writes:

I had to send this from a sweet friend. It's funny, in a weird sort of way. Blessings, Joy

It was funny in a weird sort of way..lol Thanks for this : )

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