Guest guest Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Two Doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, " I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities. " St. said, " You can enter. " The second doctor said, " I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves. " St. also invited him in. The third applicant stepped forward and said, " I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care. " St. said, " You can come in, too. " But as the HMO manager walked by, St. added, " You can stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell. " " K " " I AIN'T FINISHED YET " !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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