AN HMO MANAGER AT THE PEARLY GATES

[Guest guest]

Two Doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for

admission to heaven. St. asked them to identify themselves.

One doctor stepped forward and said, " I was a pediatric spine surgeon and

helped kids overcome their deformities. " St. said, " You can enter. "

The second doctor said, " I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate

themselves. " St. also invited him in.

The third applicant stepped forward and said, " I was an HMO manager. I helped

people get cost-effective health care. " St. said, " You can come in, too. "

But as the HMO manager walked by, St. added, " You can stay three days.

After that, you can go to Hell. "

" K "

" I AIN'T FINISHED YET " !!!