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Another very good one. Think for a while many Minsk cow( i mean, the people from whom no benefit to others) among us. What a deep thought through joke."saleem.charudhary" <saleem.charudhary@...> wrote: ANNA,DON'T PUT MUCH RESTRICTIONS. ENJOY THE JOKES IN ITS TRUE SPIRIT. lEARN TO LAUGH AND ALSO FACILITATES THE OTHERS TO LAUGH. IN SUCH A STRAIN I THINK WE MUST SHARE JOKES, OF COURSE WITHIN LIMITS. PL GIVE FEED BACK. SALEEMA town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles. So, naturally, --- they got the cow from Minsk.It was a great cow: had a wonderful disposition, and gave lots of milk and lots of cream. Everybody loved it

dearly. The people decided they would mate the cow and get more cows like it, and then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again.So they got a bull and led the cow and the bull into the pasture. When the bull came in from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved to the left. When the bull moved in to mount the cow from the left, the cow moved to the right. This went on all day.Finally, in desperation, the people decided to go ask the rabbi what to do. After all he was very wise.They told him the story. "Rabbi, we've tried all day to mate our cow. When the bull moves in from the right the cow moves left and when the bull moves in from the left the cow moves to the right. What do we do?"The Rabbi thought a moment and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?""Rabbi!" they replied as one, "You are so wise! We never said we bought the cow from Minsk. How did you know

that?"The Rabbi said, sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."

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Chapter XVII

Vaccination

The pernicious aftereffects of vaccination

upon the

system are similar to those of the various serum and antitoxin

treatments.

Jenner, an English barber and chiropodist, is usually credited

with

the discovery of vaccination. The doubtful honor, however, belongs in

reality to

an old Circassian woman who, according to the historian Le Duc, in the

year 1672

startled Constantinople with the announcement that the Virgin had

revealed to

her an unfailing preventive against the smallpox.

Her specific was inoculation with the genuine smallpox virus. But

even with her the idea was not an original one, because the principle

of isopathy

(curing a disease with its own disease products) was explicitly taught

a hundred

years before that by Paracelsus, the great genius of the Renaissance of

learning

of the Middle Ages. But even he was only voicing the secret teachings

of ancient

folklore, sympathy healing and magic dating back to the Druids and

Seers of ancient

Britain and Germany.

The Circassian seeress cut a cross in the flesh of people and

inoculated

this wound with the smallpox virus. Together with this she prescribed

prayer, abstinence

from meat and fasting for forty days.

As at that time smallpox was a terrible and widespread scourge,

the

practice of inoculation was carried all over Europe. At first the

operation was performed

by women and laymen; but when vaccination became popular and people

were willing

to pay for it, the doctors began to incorporate it into their

regular practice.

Popular superstitions run a very similar course to epidemics. They

have a period of inception, of virulence and of abatement. As germs and

bacteria

become inactive and die a natural death in their own poisonous excreta,

so popular

superstitions die as a natural result of their own falsities and

exaggerations.

It soon became evident that inoculation with the virus did not

prevent

smallpox, but, on the contrary, frequently caused it; and therefore the

practice

gradually fell into disuse, only to be revived by Jenner about one

hundred years

later in a modified form. He substituted cowpox virus for smallpox

virus.

Modern allopathy, in applying the isopathic principle, gives large

and poisonous doses of virus, lymph, serums and antitoxins, while

homeopathy,

as did ancient mysticism, applies the isopathic remedies in highly

diluted and

triturated doses only.

From England vaccination gradually spread over the civilized world

and during the nineteenth century the smallpox disease (variola)

constantly diminished

in virulence and frequency until today it has become of comparatively

rare occurrence.

"Therefore vaccination has exterminated smallpox," say the

disciples of Jenner.

Is that really so? Is vaccination actually a preventive of

smallpox?

This seems very doubtful when the advocates of vaccination themselves

do not believe

it. "What," I hear them say, "we do not believe in our own theory?"

Evidently you do not, my friends. If you believe that vaccination

protects you against

smallpox, why are you afraid of catching it from those who are not

vaccinated? If

you are thoroughly protected, as you claim to be, how can you catch the

disease from

those who are not protected? Why do you not allow the other

fellow to have

his fill of smallpox and then enjoy a good laugh on him? The fact of

the matter is

you know full well that you are not safe, that you can catch

the disease just

as readily as the unprotected.

German statistics are more reliable than those of any other

country.

In the years of 1870-71 smallpox was rampant in the Fatherland. Over

1,000,000 persons

had the disease, and 120,000 died. Ninety-six percent of these had been

vaccinated

and only four percent had not been protected. Most of the victims were

vaccinated,

once at least, shortly before they took the disease.

In 1888 Bismarck sent an address to the governments of all the

German

states in which it was admitted that numerous eczematous diseases,

even those

of an epidemic nature, were directly attributable to vaccination

and that the

origin and cure of smallpox were still unsolved problems.

In this message to the various legislatures the great statesman

said:

"The hopes placed in the efficacy of the cowpox virus as a preventive

of smallpox

have proved entirely deceptive."

Realizing this to be a fact, most of the German governments have

modified

or entirely relinquished their compulsory vaccination laws.

"But," our opponents insist, "you cannot deny that

smallpox has greatly diminished since the almost universal adoption of

vaccination."

Certainly the disease has diminished. But so have diminished and,

in fact, nearly disappeared the plague, the Black Death,

cholera, the bubonic

plague, yellow fever and numerous other epidemic pests which only

recently decimated

entire nations.

Not one of these epidemics was treated by vaccination. Why, then,

did they abate and practically disappear?

Not vaccination, but the more universal adoption of soap,

bathtubs,

all kinds of sanitary measures, such as plumbing, drainage, ventilation

and more

hygienic modes of living generally have subdued smallpox as well as

all other

plagues.

Many of us remember how the yellow fever raged in Havanna during

the

Spanish occupancy. Within two months after the energetic Yankees took

possession

and gave the filthy city a good scouring, yellow fever had entirely

disappeared--without

any yellow fever vaccination.

The question is now in order why, of all the dreaded plagues of

the

past, smallpox alone survives to this day.

The answer is: on account of vaccination. If scrofulous

and

syphilitic poisons were not artificially kept alive in human blood by

vaccination,

smallpox would by this time be as rare as cholera and yellow fever.

Thanks to the oft-repeated compulsory vaccination of every

citizen,

young and old, we as a nation have become saturated with the smallpox

virus. Is it

any wonder that every once in a while this latent taint breaks out in

acute epidemics?

Undoubtedly, the almost universal systematic contamination and

degeneration of vital fluids and tissues, not alone with vaccine virus,

but also

with many other filthy serums, antitoxins and drug poisons, account in

a large measure

for the steady increase of tuberculosis, cancer, insanity and a

multitude of

other chronic destructive diseases unknown among primitive people that

have not come

in contact with the blessings (?) of vaccination.

By weakening the system's reactionary powers against one

disease,

its reactionary powers against all diseases are weakened. In other

words, creating

in the body a form of chronic smallpox by means of vaccination favors

the development

of all kinds of chronic diseases.

Quit sowing the seed, gentlemen, and you will cease reaping the

harvest.

By the mercurial suppression of syphilis and by means of vaccination you

are perpetuating

smallpox.

What has syphilis to do with smallpox? They are very closely

related,

and similar in appearance, symtomatology and in their effects upon the

organism.

A German physician, Dr. Cruwell, who studied the subject

thoroughly,

says: "Every vaccination with so-called cowpox virus means syphilitic

infection.

Cowpox is not a disease peculiar to cattle; it is always due to

syphilitic or smallpox

infection from the diseased hands of human beings. Cowpox pustules have

been found

only on the udders of milk cows which came in contact with human hands.

Cattle roaming

in pasture and prairie have never been affected by cowpox, nor have

domesticated

steers and oxen. If this disease were a disorder peculiar to cattle,

both sexes would

be equally affected. Jenner's cowpox was caused by the diseased hands

of the syphilitic

milkmaid, Nehnes."

Vaccination of healthy children and adults is often followed by a

multitude of symptoms which cannot be distinguished from syphilis,

viz., characteristic

ulcers and eczematous eruptions, swellings of the axillary and other

lymphatic glands,

atrophy of the mammary glands in the breasts of women and of girls

above the age

of puberty, etc.

This explains the constantly growing demand for "bust foods"

and "bust developers." A perfectly developed bust has become so rare

that

many hundreds of beauty doctors and of business concerns that make a

specialty of

developing the flat-bosomed realize thousands of dollars annually. One

firm in this

city, and a small concern at that, has made from $2,500 to $5,000 a

year and has

over ten thousand names on its constantly increasing list of patrons.

It is reasonable to assume that almost without exception these ten

thousand women had been vaccinated from one to three times before the

age of puberty.

When this is realized, and the fact that vaccination dries up the

mammary glands

is taken into account, is it not time to pause and consider?

The figures of this one small concern represent the report of only

one out of several hundred such firms doing business in all parts of

the country.

Some years ago, a disease similar to smallpox broke out among the

sheep in certain parts of Scotland. As a preventive, the sheep were

vaccinated. In

the course of a few years it was noticed that a great many ewes were

unable to nourish

their lambs. With the discontinuance of vaccination this phenomenon

disappeared.

Does this help to explain why nowadays over fifty percent of human

mothers are incapable of nursing their babies?

Looking Forward

At present the trend of allopathic medical science is undoubtedly

toward the serum, antitoxin and vaccine treatment. Practically all

medical research

tends that way. Every few days we see in the daily papers reports of

new serums and

antitoxins which are claimed to cure or create immunity to certain

diseases.

Suppose the research and practice of medical science continue

along

these lines and are generally accepted or, as the medical associations

would have

it, forced upon the public by law. What would be the result? Before a

child reached

the years of adolescence, it would have had injected into its blood the

vaccines,

serums, and antitoxins of smallpox, hydrophobia, tetanus (lockjaw),

cerebro-spinal

meningitis, typhoid fever, diphtheria, pneumonia, scarlet fever, etc.

If allopathy were to have its way, the blood of the adult would be

a mixture of dozens of filthy bacterial extracts, disease taints and

destructive

drug poisons. The tonsils and adenoids, the appendix vermiformis and

probably a few

other parts of the human anatomy would be extirpated in early youth

under compulsion

of the health departments.

What is more rational and sensible: the endeavor to produce

immunity

to disease by making the human body the breeding ground for all sorts

of antibacteria

and antipoisons, or to create natural immunity by building up

the blood on

a normal basis, purifying the body of morbid matter and poisons,

correcting mechanical

lesions and by cultivating the right mental attitude? Which one of

these methods

is more likely to be disease-building, which health-building?

Just imagine what human blood will be like in coming generations

if

this artificial contamination with all sorts of disease taints and drug

poisons is

to be forced upon the people!

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