Fw: Creation

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A new way to explain it all.....

Gayla Always Enough RanchAcampo, Californiahttp://bouncinghoofs.com/alwaysenough.htmlBill Barnhill is our Inspiration! Go Bill!!!aeranch@...

> ---- Original Message -----> NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE*!!!**/ /**> > In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated > the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and > red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and > healthy lives.> > Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream > and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"> > And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add > some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.> > And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure > that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the > wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from > size 6 to size 14.> > S o God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented > Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. > And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.> > God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil > in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and > chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained > more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.> > God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," > and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it > "Devil's Food."> > God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose > those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man > would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed > and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.> > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and > ** **brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin > and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man > gained pounds.> > God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and > still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created Mc's and its 99-cent > double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man > replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And > Man went into cardiac arrest.> > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.> > Then Satan created HMOs.**

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