Guest guest Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 Most of us here have had a few bad experiances with doctors so I figured everyone could laugh over this one. - kansas city, moWHAT DOCTORS SAY... & WHAT THEY'RE REALLY THINKING * " This should be taken care of right away. " I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. * " Let me check your medical history. " I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you. * " We have some good news and some bad news. " The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it. * " Let me schedule you for some tests. " I have a forty percent interest in the lab. * " I'd like to prescribe a new drug. " I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig. * " If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call. " I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself. * " I'd like to run some more tests. " I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 LOL - good stuff Mel! Marci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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