Fwd: In the papers........non plagio

[Guest guest]

Once again, something funny!

Jill Ramos, Las Vegas, NV

SEEN IN NEWSPAPERS:

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick up and delivery.

Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.

Must be willing to travel.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion.

Benefits: Blue Cross Medical Insurance and salary.

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For sale; an antique desk suitable for lady with

thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and

get an extra pair to take home too.

Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything.

Used cars: why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Wanted: hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted: man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

[Guest guest]

Another good one Jill!

Marci

[Guest guest]

Hehehe, LOL that is a good one!

> Once again, something funny!

>

> Jill Ramos, Las Vegas, NV

>

> SEEN IN NEWSPAPERS:

>

> Illiterate? Write today for free help.

>

> Auto Repair Service. Free pick up and delivery.

> Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

>

> Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

>

> Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.

> Must be willing to travel.

>

> Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion.

> Benefits: Blue Cross Medical Insurance and salary.

>

> Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children

$2.00.

>

> For sale; an antique desk suitable for lady with

> thick legs and large drawers.

>

> Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and

> get an extra pair to take home too.

>

> Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

>

> Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

>

> Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

>

> For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything.

>

> Used cars: why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

>

> Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

>

> Wanted: hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

>

> Wanted: man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.