Really bad joke

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> >> > > > > You know that all potatoes have eyes.> >> > > > > Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each> >> > > > other,> >> > > > > and finally they got married, and had a little> >> > > > sweet potato,> >> > > > > whom they called 'Yam'.> >> > > > >> >> > > > > Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.> >> > > > > When it was time, they told her about the facts> >> > > > of life.> >> > > > > They warned her about going out and getting> >> > > > half-baked,> >> > > > > so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,> >> > > > > and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato',> >> > > > > and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.> >> > > > > Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into> >> > > > > the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!> >> > > > >> >> > > > > But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home> >> > > > > and become a Couch Potato, either.> >> > > > > She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be> >> > > > skinny> >> > > > > like her Shoestring cousins.> >> > > > >> >> > > > > When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato> >> > > > told Yam to watch> >> > > > out> >> > > > > for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland.> >> > > > > And the greasy guys from France called the French> >> > > > Fries.> >> > > > > And when she went out west, to watch out for the> >> > > > Indians> >> > > > > so she wouldn't get scalloped.> >> > > > > Yam said she would stay on the straight and> >> > > > narrow> >> > > > > and wouldn't associate with those high class> >> > > > Yukon Golds.> >> > > > >> >> > > > > Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.> >> > > > > (tha! t's Potato University) so that when she> >> > > > graduated> >> > > > > she'd really be in the Chips.> >> > > > > But in spite of all they did for her, one day> >> > > > Yam came home and> >> > > > > announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.> >> > > > > Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.> >> > > > > They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom> >> > > > Brokaw> >> > > > > because he's just a...> >> > > > > Common Tater

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Oh, it's a head-shaker.

Les

Lost on a rainy night, a nun

stumbled across a monastery and requested

shelter there. Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and

was

treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted. After dinner,

she

strolled into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of

the

Brothers.

They welcomed her with, " Hello, I am Brother , and,

this is Brother

. "

" I am very pleased to meet you both, " replied the nun.

" I just wanted to

thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best

I've

ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what? "

Brother replied, " Well, thank you sister. I am the

fish friar. "

She turned to Brother and questioned, " then you must

be....? "

" Yes, sister, you are correct. I am the chip monk.