Epidemic of Mental Illness in Doctors

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Epidemic of Mental Illness in Doctors

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The emergence of Medically Unexplained Illnesses

has revealed an epidemic of behavioral problems and

personality disorders in doctors.

Patients expressing unfamiliar complaints to their physicians

often induce the " It's All In Your Head " (AIYH) or the " That's

Impossible " response in doctors suffering from these behavioral

problems and personality disorders.

Physicians who manifest the metaphysical belief system of " If we

don't know about it, then it doesn't exist " are suffering from a

mental defect or psychological condition known as " Doctors with

Unexplained Medical Beliefs " or D.U.M.B.

DUMB doctors are comprised of two categories that are

characterized by those who are feigning to be DUMB for

monetary gain: " Medicalingering " and those who are not in

possession of sufficient information to render intelligent

diagnoses: " Factlessitious Disorder " .

Physicians who are predisposed to this condition place an

inordinate emphasis on theories of psychological causality for

virtually any unfamiliar complaints that are presented to them.

This somatiform obsession with psychological etiology,

" Psychosomatization Disorder " or " Psychologizing " is a

distinctive characteristic of the mental illness and should be

considered a warning sign that the individual is not rational and

may in fact be DUMB.

DUMB disorder may be concomitant but should not be confused

with Signs of Thoroughly Umistakable Physician Intelligence

Deficiency or " S.T.U.P.I.D. " since a STUPID physician is

uniformly incompetent while a DUMB doctor is only mentally

paralyzed into " psychologizing " by unfamiliar symptoms and

complaints.

An immediate investigation is warranted to ascertain the

prevalence of DUMB and STUPID doctors and assess the

impact that physicians suffering from these mental defects and

behavioral disorders have on the health care system and patients.

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I'm sending this to my doctor. Do you think he'll try to poison me?

Barth

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e> Epidemic of Mental Illness in Doctors

e> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

e> The emergence of Medically Unexplained Illnesses

e> has revealed an epidemic of behavioral problems and

e> personality disorders in doctors.

e> Patients expressing unfamiliar complaints to their physicians

e> often induce the " It's All In Your Head " (AIYH) or the " That's

e> Impossible " response in doctors suffering from these behavioral

e> problems and personality disorders.

e> Physicians who manifest the metaphysical belief system of " If we

e> don't know about it, then it doesn't exist " are suffering from a

e> mental defect or psychological condition known as " Doctors with

e> Unexplained Medical Beliefs " or D.U.M.B.

e> DUMB doctors are comprised of two categories that are

e> characterized by those who are feigning to be DUMB for

e> monetary gain: " Medicalingering " and those who are not in

e> possession of sufficient information to render intelligent

e> diagnoses: " Factlessitious Disorder " .

e> Physicians who are predisposed to this condition place an

e> inordinate emphasis on theories of psychological causality for

e> virtually any unfamiliar complaints that are presented to them.

e> This somatiform obsession with psychological etiology,

e> " Psychosomatization Disorder " or " Psychologizing " is a

e> distinctive characteristic of the mental illness and should be

e> considered a warning sign that the individual is not rational and

e> may in fact be DUMB.

e> DUMB disorder may be concomitant but should not be confused

e> with Signs of Thoroughly Umistakable Physician Intelligence

e> Deficiency or " S.T.U.P.I.D. " since a STUPID physician is

e> uniformly incompetent while a DUMB doctor is only mentally

e> paralyzed into " psychologizing " by unfamiliar symptoms and

e> complaints.

e> An immediate investigation is warranted to ascertain the

e> prevalence of DUMB and STUPID doctors and assess the

e> impact that physicians suffering from these mental defects and

e> behavioral disorders have on the health care system and patients.

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e> may be reposted

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buhwhahahaHAHAHAHA!

It should also be noted that certain sources of money seem to have a

more toxigenic effect. Funds being released from the competitive Mixed

Economic envrironments (ME's) of sources such as the Manhattan

Institute and the US Chamber of Commerce produce more widespread study

materials that inflict much greater neurological damage than

offgassing from sources like the Insurance Institute, despite the

latter comprising much geater exposure volumes.

> REALLY good one, ! How bout this for an update?

>

> NIH Research of DUMB Doctors May Help to Explain Mental Illness

>

>

> The NIH is currently conducting clinical trials of doctors who

qualify as

> DUMB. This study is based on the hypothesis that DUMB doctors are

experiencing

> an environmental illness caused by inhalation of offgasing from

dollar bills.

>

> " The smell of money seems to play a significant part in the doctors

becoming

> Dumb " said SG Carmona. Dumb Doctors seems to be reaching epidemic

> proportions in not only clinical settings throughout the US, but

also in research phd's

> in many of our major universities.

>

> " We are currently conducting a dose response study to determine just

how

> much money is necessary before this illness shows visible

manifestations. We

> have been able to make some direct correlation's, " Carmona went on

to say.

>

> " And we feel this is a real breakthrough in understanding how the

cognitive

> function of Dumb doctors work when they are exposed to money. These

findings

> could have broad implications on the scientific and medical

communities for

> generations to come. "

>

> Scientists and clinicians involved in the study appear excited with

the

> preliminary results. Causation and dose response are sometimes

difficult to

> establish.

>

> The researchers and subjects involved with the DUMB Doctors feel quite

> confident that they will soon be able to establish a uniform scale

of how much

> money is required for DUMB doctors to respond. This scale can then

be applied

> and used on DUMB doctors throughout the US.

>

> It should be noted that this NIH research project has been funded by

grants

> from the Insurance Institute, the National Association of Builders

and the

> Congressional Science Committee.

>

>

>

>

>

> Epidemic of Mental Illness in Doctors

> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>

>

> The emergence of Medically Unexplained Illnesses

> has revealed an epidemic of behavioral problems and

> personality disorders in doctors.

>

>

>

> Patients expressing unfamiliar complaints to their physicians

> often induce the " It's All In Your Head " (AIYH) or the " That's

> Impossible " response in doctors suffering from these behavioral

> problems and personality disorders.

>

> Physicians who manifest the metaphysical belief system of " If we

> don't know about it, then it doesn't exist " are suffering from a

> mental defect or psychological condition known as " Doctors with

> Unexplained Medical Beliefs " or D.U.M.B.

>

> DUMB doctors are comprised of two categories that are

> characterized by those who are feigning to be DUMB for

> monetary gain: " Medicalingering " and those who are not in

> possession of sufficient information to render intelligent

> diagnoses: " Factlessitious Disorder " .

>

> Physicians who are predisposed to this condition place an

> inordinate emphasis on theories of psychological causality for

> virtually any unfamiliar complaints that are presented to them.

> This somatiform obsession with psychological etiology,

> " Psychosomatization Disorder " or " Psychologizing " is a

> distinctive characteristic of the mental illness and should be

> considered a warning sign that the individual is not rational and

> may in fact be DUMB.

>

> DUMB disorder may be concomitant but should not be confused

> with Signs of Thoroughly Umistakable Physician Intelligence

> Deficiency or " S.T.U.P.I.D. " since a STUPID physician is

> uniformly incompetent while a DUMB doctor is only mentally

> paralyzed into " psychologizing " by unfamiliar symptoms and

> complaints.

>

> An immediate investigation is warranted to ascertain the

> prevalence of DUMB and STUPID doctors and assess the

> impact that physicians suffering from these mental defects and

> behavioral disorders have on the health care system and patients.

>

> -

> may be reposted

>

>

>

>

>

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> Epidemic of Mental Illness in Doctors

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- You are the bright spot in a rather dismal week! Thank

goodness your exposure didn't penetrate and damage your wonderful

sense of humor. Sorry I haven't popped in for a while but with the

wonderful and the ever lovely Sharon - our group is in good

hands.

Barbara

[Guest guest]

Thanks Barb for the vote of confidence and Sharon says thanks also.

Good to see you back again.

KC

> > Epidemic of Mental Illness in Doctors

> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>

> - You are the bright spot in a rather dismal week! Thank

> goodness your exposure didn't penetrate and damage your wonderful

> sense of humor. Sorry I haven't popped in for a while but with the

> wonderful and the ever lovely Sharon - our group is in good

> hands.

>

> Barbara