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Food Funny

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a

particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman

who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I

took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, " If

I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it

instead of dinner? "

" No, I had to stop drinking years ago " , the homeless

woman told me.

" Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying

food? " I asked.

" No, I don't waste time shopping, " the homeless woman

said. " I need to spend all my time trying to stay

alive. "

" Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of

food? " I asked.

" Are you NUTS! " replied the homeless woman. " I haven't

had my hair done in 20 years! "

" Well, " I said, " I'm not going to give you the money.

Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my

husband and me tonight. "

The homeless woman was shocked. " Won't your husband be

furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and

I probably smell pretty disgusting. "

I said, " That's okay. It's important for him to see

what a woman looks like after she has given up

shopping, hair appointments, and wine. "

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" You can deprive the body, but the soul needs chocolate " -Sapphyre

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" Giving Up Is Not An Option ... " - Sapphyre

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Don & #39;t dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~English Proverb

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