's post for Friday the 13th, 2008

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FRIDAY THE 13TH

Friday, 13 June 2008

I'm not leaving my house today. Hey, I'm scared! I know there're black

cats out there just waiting to cross my path. And there'll be ladders

everywhere I'd have to cross under, too! Oh, there're just so many bad

things that can happen to me on this 13th day of the month.

And me? Well, I don't want any bad luck! So I'm just gonna play it safe

and stay home! I have lots of work to do, including working on the

development of my new TV show. Yes, I may be getting a new show and I'll

be telling you all about it later.

For now, all those superstitions will be best left outside my front

door. But you've got to watch out for the indoor bad luck, too. For

instance, there's a superstition that says if you overeat on Friday The

13th, you will gain ten pounds by the 14th! (Gasp!) As the moon glows

brightly tonight, everyone's appetites will be going full-force.

Hey, that superstition scares me enough to stay on program and eat

healthy today. Because if I were to wake up ten pounds heavier tomorrow

morning, I'd have to run out and buy a black cat to kiss! (Kissing a

black cat eliminates a person's bad luck...remember that!)

Thankfully, I'm into my salad frenzy lately. So, I'll have a salad for

lunch and another one for dinner. I picked an avocado from the tree that

grows on the side of my house and it's perfectly ripe. I'm going to

slice it up into small cubes and mix with my salad greens.

And guess what I just bought? A bottle of avocado oil. It has such a

nice, fresh taste and mixes great with all vinegars. So in my cabinet, I

have olive oil, canola oil, sesame oil and now avocado oil. I guess you

could say that I'm all oiled up! LOL.

And what will I do on this " unlucky " night while everyone else in the

city is trying to find a big hamburger? Well, I'll be watching two of

those famous Friday The 13th movies. I just love those " " movies.

Don't get me wrong, I don't like all horror movies. For instance, I

don't have the stomach to see any of those Saw movies. But I do love to

watch and his antics.

Let's face it, old really has a sense of humor, sinister as it may

be. And yes, 's still alive. I mean everyone knows, you just can't

kill the guy! I'll pop myself a little popcorn and scream at all of the

scenes I've screamed at before.

Hey, you be careful out there today and don't step on a crack because,

if you do, you know what happens to your mother's back. And I'm sure she

wouldn't be too pleased!

Love, , AKA...