OT - Thanksgiving Forecast (humor)

[Guest guest]

THANKSGIVING FORECAST

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the

oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will

turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be

ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front

of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an

accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed

potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry

sauce creates slippery spots on the other.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been

issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness

around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey

will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to

a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure

to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of

leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent

chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a

warming trend where soup develops. By early next week,

eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be

the bone.

[Guest guest]

Cute!

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From: Sue in NJ <sue_in_nj@...>Subject: OT - Thanksgiving Forecast (humor)"~~rsdeal" <rsdeal >, "~~100-plus" <100-plus >Date: Thursday, November 27, 2008, 8:07 AMTHANKSGIVING FORECAST Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator. Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

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